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Hitler reacts to state of highrollers
The Germans are not pleased with the line ups in the highrollers nowadays

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00:00 - 00:03The Aussie millions has a couple of nice high buyins again
00:04 - 00:05First there is a 50k
00:05 - 00:07And after we go straight to the 100k
00:08 - 00:12We`ve been running sims for three days straight
00:12 - 00:15It seems like 3betting flops is indeed becoming a thing
00:17 - 00:19Yeye sims
00:19 - 00:21The field will be filled with business guys anyway
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28It seems...
00:31 - 00:33It seems like Sam Gweenwood is the only one willing to play sir
00:34 - 00:36He`s the only one regged so far
00:53 - 00:58The following guys stay in the room: Stefan, Steffen, Koray and Christian
01:13 - 01:15What is this shit?!
01:15 - 01:17These highroller are supposed to be soft as fuck!
01:18 - 01:23What is Sam fucking Greenwood sitting there alone goddamn it?!
01:25 - 01:28What a travesty...
01:29 - 01:31Well, someone call Leon!
01:31 - 01:34Someone get goddamn Leon to sit!
01:34 - 01:37Tell him he can stiff us for half the buyin
01:37 - 01:40And get that pseudo German Dietrich Fast to sit as well
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Dietrich is having a quick bite, he was hungry
01:42 - 01:46That fat bastard is always hungry and eating!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, he needs energy before playing
01:48 - 01:52That pig has energy for years stored already
01:53 - 01:54The pseudo German!
01:56 - 01:57I remember the days where you
01:57 - 02:00would just show up to a million dollar buyin
02:00 - 02:03and fucking Guy Laliberte was sitting there with a clown nose
02:04 - 02:08Jean-Robert fucking Bellande and the likes
02:08 - 02:13And some old bastard businessmen who could barely read the board
02:14 - 02:16Those were truly the golden days
02:17 - 02:21Now all we have is GTO wizards using clock RNGs and stalling
02:27 - 02:29I truly despise these guys
02:30 - 02:34Where is the love, the heart and commitment to the game
02:34 - 02:36the age of the feel player
02:41 - 02:42For fucks sake
02:43 - 02:47Why is Negreanu not showing up after his 2 weeks of intensive coaching, I trusted on that!
02:48 - 02:53It`s a disgrace to the fucking game, capping the ROI for us Germans
02:54 - 02:56But I`m not paying these markups anymore
02:56 - 02:59I`m not fucking paying 1.75 anymore I swear
03:00 - 03:021.1 if you`re lucky with your fucking sims
03:04 - 03:07Don`t worry, Fedor will give us some live tells
03:14 - 03:16The highrollers are dying
03:19 - 03:23Only Greenwood sitting is a true disaster
03:25 - 03:26It`s over
03:31 - 03:33No limit hold`em is dead
03:40 - 03:46Tell Doug Polk we want to buy his Upswing PLO course
03:46 - 03:49at a discount after the JNandez thing
03:53 - 03:56We`re learning the great game...