| 00:00 - 00:03 | I shall walk through France |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In My Undies Mind |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All the way to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sir! would it not be better |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If you walked through Belgium to Berlin? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It must be France let's go. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to wear my undies there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir! I am afraid to inform you |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That Speedo Mick |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And Big Nose Paul |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Have walked through France in skids |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those wearing red undies get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Speedo fucking Mick |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and his budgie smuggling skimpies |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Posing in Paris with his two ollies |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | When I only have the one |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | one more than Koeman |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have bombed Dovecot more |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At least it was only two of them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Thank fuck there was no more |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Thousands of Evertonians in Lyon |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why did nobody stop them? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Have a word lid, Blue Army |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking Z fucking Cars |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | cheering on a guy in knickers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and his fucking big nosed mate |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Crazy! the friggin lot of them wind me up something rotten |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Thinking they can just invade France |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That was my fucking idea |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If anyone mentions that bloody Dixie Dean |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will rip their plums off myself |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Latchford, Kendall, Harvey, Ferguson, Niasse |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now ... Speedo Mick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This was my moment |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted to walk round in me skids |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But these two messed it all up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I spend a fortune on my bloody diamond briefs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I will never get to wear them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking Scouser's |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You try pushing your one ollie and a pickled onion into pants |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's not funny you bloody loons |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Block your mind of that image |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just have to face it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Speedo looks better in budgies than I do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I may try going nude |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or maybe cross dressing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Speedo and big nose have ruined me lads |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need a new hobby |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shit!! |
