00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, several people have objected to non-running posts in the group. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The offending posts are from |
00:05 - 00:07 | 11 posts from BR Hills, |
00:08 - 00:12 | 2 posts from Coorg, 25 posts from Chandigarh.. Sid's wedding |
00:12 - 00:15 | 10 posts from the US.. Dated January 1. New Year's Party |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ok why is the cat not eating the mouse in this pic? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Why do these barechested runners have flab instead of abs? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Breakfast at Konark, Dasaprakash |
00:27 - 00:28 | Nirupma's APR foodathon |
00:31 - 00:33 | Egg Factory, Airlines, Indian Coffee House |
00:34 - 00:36 | Nagaraj Adiga's parties.. not at Adiga's |
00:40 - 00:45 | *During this silence, 5 pics of Superbowl surfaced on the BHUKMP page.* |
00:46 - 00:53 | *BHUKMP members wih slow internet connections began complaining.* |
00:53 - 00:57 | All those who have never posted any pictures in BHUKMP, STAY IN THE ROOM! |
00:58 - 00:59 | Admins too. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Where are your smartphone cameras? |
01:15 - 01:17 | What the hell are you doing in this group? |
01:18 - 01:20 | Post any pic.. |
01:20 - 01:27 | your breakfast, lunch, your pet dog, your pet spouse |
01:29 - 01:31 | You have not even got a podium finish! |
01:31 - 01:34 | You know what P in BHUKMP means? Pics! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Pics of trails.. California, Pahadgunj, Ireland |
01:37 - 01:40 | Podium pictures, Golf courses, table tennis in desert |
01:40 - 01:42 | But those are non-running posts. Just spam. |
01:43 - 01:46 | Who decides what is spam? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Spam is against our unwritten constitution. |
01:49 - 01:52 | Then amend our constitution to include Spam. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Post something! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Enlighten folks about your day-to-day activities,. |
01:57 - 02:00 | the gear you use: Asics, Vibram, huaraches |
02:00 - 02:03 | Your Garmin settings, hydration plan |
02:04 - 02:08 | Accomodation details for your vacation |
02:08 - 02:13 | Petitions from 2Bin1Bag, the UglyIndian. |
02:14 - 02:16 | People are leaving the group |
02:17 - 02:21 | when there are no posts for an hour. Because of you fools! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to know about Tiger Woods' girlfriend |
02:30 - 02:34 | And I looked up the BHUKMP page today. Pure bliss! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now, that's a useful post! |
02:41 - 02:42 | What a beauty! |
02:43 - 02:47 | And you guys want to block such profound posts?! |
02:48 - 02:53 | You want FB to come up with a spam blocking algorithm? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Can't you write the code yourself? |
02:56 - 02:59 | You can't run, you can't post, you can't write code? |
03:00 - 03:02 | You only want breakfast! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Next week, my treat at Dasaprakash. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Who will post the next pic? |
03:19 - 03:23 | I am fed up of Sid's group photos. |
03:25 - 03:27 | How long will this group survive with only PBs? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Only pics of yoga and stretching exercises? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Admin, Village Elder wants you to allow all posts. Even admin should post pics. |
03:46 - 03:49 | If everyone leaves the group, who will treat us? |
03:53 - 03:56 | See you next Saturday. |