| 00:00 - 00:02 | UCD is the greatest invention the world's ever seen |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Without Doubt! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Yes he speaks the truth |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Ok Sir |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I'm Alex,UCD's king |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | I've been going there the last 5 years |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Even on weekends because I live and breathe it |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Don't you have a family or friends? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | No UCD loves me more than my foolish family ever will |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | In UCD we are all friends sharing our amazing lifestyles |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | If you didn't know I've run more societies than i've had hot dinners |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Can't you remember my L&H stint |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Those finances had nothing to do with me it was all false |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I'm also the go to guy in Medicine for all the news on "What's Happening' but I am finished in 2 years |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Did you not know they have postgrad degrees in UCD |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | You can do postgrad Med there |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Postgrad Medicine |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Postgrad in UCD for a few years is available |
