| 00:01 - 00:07 | In other news, Reprisal just broke the record of most rice eaten by someone |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | He broke the current record of Wong the panda |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Reprisal, now called the fattest man in earth |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Ate 5 tons of rice, |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | there are rumours that he claims to be the best general on earth |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | but as we know, fat generals are so bad as Goring |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | In other news, the Naval Trident is back |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Captain, Brian and Lewandowski are back at trolling |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Reprisal is already annoyed at them |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | But when he tried to report them |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | He fell off his bed |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | and he's unable to stand up |
