00:00 - 00:04I can't believe you're leaving Matt Guy

00:05 - 00:06I know right

00:06 - 00:10Now I'm going to have to teach kids instead of you taking them for intervention ALL THE TIME

00:11 - 00:13Worry not child, students are still underperforming

00:13 - 00:17Bloody stupid kids- why can't they just achieve their targets in year 10?

00:17 - 00:21I know, its not like they still have months to go or anything

00:21 - 00:24Anyway, I can't believe you're going, abandoning all your exam groups in the middle of the year

00:24 - 00:25Soz fam

00:26 - 00:27Honest

00:27 - 00:30You don't look sorry

00:30 - 00:32Don't mistake my smile for pleasure at leaving, I've just shat myself is all

00:32 - 00:35That explains the smell

00:36 - 00:37Its squelchy

00:42 - 00:45Seeya then