| 00:00 - 00:04 | I can't believe you're leaving Matt Guy |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I know right |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Now I'm going to have to teach kids instead of you taking them for intervention ALL THE TIME |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Worry not child, students are still underperforming |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Bloody stupid kids- why can't they just achieve their targets in year 10? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I know, its not like they still have months to go or anything |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Anyway, I can't believe you're going, abandoning all your exam groups in the middle of the year |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Soz fam |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Honest |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | You don't look sorry |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Don't mistake my smile for pleasure at leaving, I've just shat myself is all |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | That explains the smell |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Its squelchy |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Seeya then |
