00:00 - 00:03The protesters have gathered in Colorado
00:04 - 00:05So far, they have shown up here
00:05 - 00:07here, and maybe here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, they couldn't believe the catch made by Fernandez
00:12 - 00:15Despite seeing replays from countless angles
00:17 - 00:19Get a hold of their leaders.
00:19 - 00:21We'll find out what they want.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They don't believe us, I tried.
00:34 - 00:36They think we're pulling a fast one on them
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Fernanez, Mathis and Reymond, get out now. You guys behind me can stay too.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17Organizing a huge demonstration with no goals?
01:18 - 01:23Calling us liars?
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to happen?
01:29 - 01:31Now I'm going to ask you once and only once
01:31 - 01:34What the hell happened to that fucking ball?
01:34 - 01:37Guy cranks ball towards pitcher,
01:37 - 01:40pitcher catches ball, did you catch that?
01:40 - 01:42Sir, yes that was me.
01:42 - 01:46So what's the problem the, you hairy vagina
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition
01:48 - 01:52They'll get answers, but what of it you cum guzzling gutter slut?
01:53 - 01:54Petty promises as usual.
01:56 - 01:57Always to please the sports journalists and fanboys
01:57 - 02:00"Yes, we understand your deadlines!"
02:00 - 02:03"No, we have no fucking comment!"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me you camel-spined, pasty-haired, lard-soaked turtle fodder?
02:08 - 02:13They need real issues they can hold players accountable for
02:14 - 02:16And I really need my dick sucked
02:17 - 02:21Send them 5000 DVDs labelled "Fuck You" featuring only the clip
02:27 - 02:29It was an epic catch that needs to be respected.
02:30 - 02:34Done like a true ninja, a true ninja like me
02:34 - 02:36Only a true ninja would understand what I mean
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this running in without thinking
02:48 - 02:53Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry.
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work fucktards.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fucking fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing was fucking caught on camera!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, he'll probably forget the blowjob
03:14 - 03:16The protesters will leave with players' promises
03:19 - 03:23They'll feel satisfied with the results
03:25 - 03:26"Expecting to be ninjas"
03:31 - 03:33No. Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Keep looking for another opportunity to snag one off the bat like that
03:46 - 03:49We'll show them how true ninjas operate.
03:53 - 03:56Tell Anna I'm ready