| 00:00 - 00:03 | The protesters have gathered in Colorado |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and maybe here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they couldn't believe the catch made by Fernandez |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Despite seeing replays from countless angles |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't believe us, I tried. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They think we're pulling a fast one on them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Fernanez, Mathis and Reymond, get out now. You guys behind me can stay too. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge demonstration with no goals? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Calling us liars? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now I'm going to ask you once and only once |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What the hell happened to that fucking ball? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Guy cranks ball towards pitcher, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | pitcher catches ball, did you catch that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, yes that was me. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So what's the problem the, you hairy vagina |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get answers, but what of it you cum guzzling gutter slut? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises as usual. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Always to please the sports journalists and fanboys |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your deadlines!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "No, we have no fucking comment!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me you camel-spined, pasty-haired, lard-soaked turtle fodder? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need real issues they can hold players accountable for |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I really need my dick sucked |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Send them 5000 DVDs labelled "Fuck You" featuring only the clip |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was an epic catch that needs to be respected. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Done like a true ninja, a true ninja like me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Only a true ninja would understand what I mean |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work fucktards. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fucking fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing was fucking caught on camera! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he'll probably forget the blowjob |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with players' promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Expecting to be ninjas" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No. Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for another opportunity to snag one off the bat like that |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll show them how true ninjas operate. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Anna I'm ready |
