| 00:01 - 00:07 | This is an announcement from the Democratic Free Peoples Department of Management |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | On this glorious day, we celebrate our freedom from bureaucratic oppression, |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | hailing our most magnificent, divine leader Ja-Kim Eskild-Sung |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | ruler of earth, leader of the heavens, benevolent king of kings |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | On the spectacular day of the 11th of December 2015 at 5 PM |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | a Xmas-party unlike any other party in the history of illustrious parties will be held |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | at famous Bartholins Allé 10 in the esteemed Riddersal |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Bring your own splendid beverages for all-night remarkable consumption |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Make your delightful registration by paying the magnificent fee of 300 DKK before the 1st December |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Make this event a timeless tribute to the brilliant future of our gorgeous Department |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Do not fear cowardly but keep the grand fire of hope and eternal truth in your heart |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | For ours is the triumphant glory of preeminent satisfaction. |
