| 00:01 - 00:07 | Here is the News from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Today in Britain the Labour party voted Jeremy Corbyn |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | as leader of the Labour Party, the current party in opposition |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Kim Jong-Un congratulated the Labour Party on this |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Jeremy Corbyn has pledged that he will not use nuclear weapons |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | for this Kim Jong-Un thanks Jeremy |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | and as a return gesture Kim Jong-Un |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | has announced that Britain will become |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | the main supplier of dogs for the Korean Meat industry. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | when all the dogs are exhusted north Korea will Nuke the UK |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Ha Ha ! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | What the fuck will the UK be able to do about it ? |
