00:01 - 00:07The BBC is pleased to announce the election of Comrade Corbyn as Leader of the Labour Party.
00:08 - 00:13He will usher in a new era of Socialist Utopia and there will be no need for further elections.
00:14 - 00:18Comrade Corbyn will banish war
00:19 - 00:20So we won't need nuclear weapons
00:21 - 00:23And Comrade Sturgeon will rejoice as will Comrade Putin.
00:24 - 00:30Comrades will be equal and travel by bicycle
00:31 - 00:35But they will be better than Borris Bikes
00:36 - 00:38They'll be red and called Bolshie Bikes
00:39 - 00:42Comrades will work, unless they receive Welfare and the economy will be re-based on Yoghurt Knitting
00:43 - 00:46Comrades will eat Nut Cutlets
00:46 - 00:49And heat their homes with self-generated Methane
00:49 - 00:52All will be happy under Comrade Corbyn - or they'll be shot!