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Happy Birthday Johnny!
A day in the life...

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00:00 - 00:03Adolph, I have some very bad news...
00:04 - 00:05I am sorry to report we are out of weed.
00:05 - 00:07The last joint was smoked here. It was the best shit we've ever had.
00:06 - 00:11At first we thought he was riding a BMW
00:06 - 00:11A great German machine
00:12 - 00:15The good news to report is we caught the prick here, on his scooter.
00:13 - 00:18A scooter, is he a faggot?
00:17 - 00:19Is it who I think?
00:18 - 00:23That bastard saxophone player.
00:34 - 00:39He was higher than a zeppelin.
00:34 - 00:36Steiner caught him red handed.There was no denial.
00:57 - 01:02Any one here that does not have some decent pot must leave now
01:13 - 01:15You are all cocksuckers
01:15 - 01:17I should have you all fired
01:18 - 01:23I will not smoke your shitty dope
01:25 - 01:28Bring me my Johnny Walker
01:29 - 01:31And that little tart Jerri better not have drank it all
01:31 - 01:34I can't handle any more bad fucking news today
01:34 - 01:37How am I supposed to lead you morons if I can't get high or pissed
01:37 - 01:40Hillary would have you all before the firing squad by now
01:40 - 01:42My feuhrer, I heard that Hillary is in jail in Cuba
01:42 - 01:46That can't be... I just talked with Obama this morning, he said nothing
01:46 - 01:48It is true, the saxophone player you spoke of told me himself
01:48 - 01:52That's bullshit, that's the prick that smoked the last joint, don't believe him
01:53 - 01:54I want his ass...what's his name,
01:56 - 01:57 Vossos, what kind of a fucking name is Vossos
01:57 - 02:00He sounds like a jew, I will roll that jew into a big fucking joint and smoke him
02:00 - 02:03and no way you assholes will get a toke,
02:04 - 02:08I need a woman, and not Gertrude. Bring me the young one
02:08 - 02:13The one they call Jerri
02:14 - 02:16She makes me fucking crazy...but I love her anyways
02:17 - 02:21And make her leave that fucking guitar at home...she can't play for shit
02:27 - 02:29My life has turned to crap
02:30 - 02:34I'm surrounded by idiots...all but one
02:34 - 02:36I miss my Ricky
02:41 - 02:42He makes me sane
02:43 - 02:47But the fucker has got the hottest wife in town..I can't figure it out
02:48 - 02:53He's the goofiest looking prick I've ever seen
02:54 - 02:56I hear he fucks like a stallion
02:56 - 02:59Is that all women care about anymore
03:00 - 03:02Although I'm told he's a fine cook as well
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Jerri, you can learn to cook too
03:14 - 03:16There's but one thing I need
03:19 - 03:23Bring me my kitty cat
03:25 - 03:26I need my Lucy
03:31 - 03:33If any thing happens to my pussy, you will all be gassed
03:40 - 03:46I've had all the bad news I can handle without my pot or scotch
03:46 - 03:49So bring my pussy cat
03:53 - 03:56And don't forget my bong