| 00:00 - 00:03 | Adolph, I have some very bad news... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I am sorry to report we are out of weed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The last joint was smoked here. It was the best shit we've ever had. |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | At first we thought he was riding a BMW |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | A great German machine |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The good news to report is we caught the prick here, on his scooter. |
| 00:13 - 00:18 | A scooter, is he a faggot? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is it who I think? |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | That bastard saxophone player. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner caught him red handed.There was no denial. |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | He was higher than a zeppelin. |
| 00:57 - 01:02 | Any one here that does not have some decent pot must leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You are all cocksuckers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I should have you all fired |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I will not smoke your shitty dope |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bring me my Johnny Walker |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And that little tart Jerri better not have drank it all |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't handle any more bad fucking news today |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How am I supposed to lead you morons if I can't get high or pissed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hillary would have you all before the firing squad by now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My feuhrer, I heard that Hillary is in jail in Cuba |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That can't be... I just talked with Obama this morning, he said nothing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It is true, the saxophone player you spoke of told me himself |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's bullshit, that's the prick that smoked the last joint, don't believe him |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want his ass...what's his name, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Vossos, what kind of a fucking name is Vossos |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He sounds like a jew, I will roll that jew into a big fucking joint and smoke him |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and no way you assholes will get a toke, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I need a woman, and not Gertrude. Bring me the young one |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The one they call Jerri |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She makes me fucking crazy...but I love her anyways |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And make her leave that fucking guitar at home...she can't play for shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My life has turned to crap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm surrounded by idiots...all but one |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I miss my Ricky |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He makes me sane |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But the fucker has got the hottest wife in town..I can't figure it out |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's the goofiest looking prick I've ever seen |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hear he fucks like a stallion |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Is that all women care about anymore |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Although I'm told he's a fine cook as well |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Jerri, you can learn to cook too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's but one thing I need |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bring me my kitty cat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need my Lucy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If any thing happens to my pussy, you will all be gassed |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've had all the bad news I can handle without my pot or scotch |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So bring my pussy cat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And don't forget my bong |
