00:00 - 00:03Goldie you've been banging on about a lift out from the enigine room bunker
00:04 - 00:05you've been trying to identify where its happening
00:05 - 00:07i think it might be around this area of the city
00:08 - 00:12But even with your intelligence i'm not sure we can actually pinpoint where it is
00:12 - 00:15So to be honest i'd be honest stick with the MBA and forget the lift-out
00:17 - 00:19No No...Its City...City something around the corner
00:19 - 00:21I just need to get out of here
00:24 - 00:26Goldie
00:27 - 00:28You aint...
00:31 - 00:33You aint getting lifted out
00:34 - 00:36You're staying put and need to put your foot back on the desk
00:53 - 00:58All those cunts who dont think i deserve a lift out ...leave the room
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck won't i be lifted?
01:15 - 01:17I'm the best accountant here and i have an IQ of 162,
01:18 - 01:23and have been to Bristol Uni, the best Uni in Gloucestershire
01:25 - 01:28so what if the team think i'm narcisstic
01:29 - 01:31do people think i'm stupid
01:31 - 01:34its being associated with those other cunts in the engine room
01:34 - 01:37that fat cunt Bakes has been all over this, with his fkin peanuts and inability to start or finish a sentence
01:37 - 01:40and as for Bradley the big nosed tosser, its obvious he still thinks seed capital is something you get down the garden centre
01:40 - 01:42You need to calm down you Essex Cunt!
01:42 - 01:46This had nothing to do with any Babes...
01:46 - 01:48It wasn't Babes i was on about but Fran...
01:48 - 01:52Fuck promising to take secretaries on holiday with a comfort blanket
01:53 - 01:54Its fucking something else...
01:56 - 01:57Its too much intelligence for a fucking tin pot firm
01:57 - 02:00I mean i ask all the questions to senior management knowing i have the answer rather than them
02:00 - 02:03I even put my feet on the desk to revel in the size of my IQ
02:04 - 02:08So what if i think everyone else is a fucking baffoon...i'm a qualified 4 year PQE
02:08 - 02:13The cunts have even asked me back to BAU!!....knowing that i'll be in at 7 in the morning and gone by 4 in the afternoon
02:14 - 02:16The tossers want me now to head 100 miles west to Henley
02:17 - 02:21Some fat chance that a fucking Mockney barrow-boy wannabee, is going to start to learn to stick a juicy plum in his mouth to work there!
02:27 - 02:29I'm fucked without this lift-out
02:30 - 02:34Tell him he needs reminding that i remind him of himself,
02:34 - 02:36i'll even give the sugar-lumps another go
02:41 - 02:42even a play on the spanish banjo
02:43 - 02:47Hasn't he noticed the amount of sucking up i do to US Management?
02:48 - 02:53Didn't he notice how many Panini Stickers i collected during the 2014 World Cup?
02:54 - 02:56I'll even do my best 'Mrs Patterson' impression for him.
02:56 - 02:59I even thought he liked my yes-no-yes-no-yes-no answers
03:00 - 03:02How much more does he need for a lift-out?
03:04 - 03:07It's ok you heard him mention the sugar-lumps will be back out
03:14 - 03:16Looks like i'll have to do an MBA or an architects course...
03:19 - 03:23maybe i could meet with Sinbad in Africa? or even buy a des-res in Shoeburyness?
03:25 - 03:26I just need to get out of here..
03:31 - 03:33How proud would Private Goldhawk been of me if i had got it?
03:40 - 03:46Insted i'm just a narcisstic javelin launching, fa youth cup scoring, 5am Ryan flat leaving,
03:46 - 03:49Essex train marauding, babe 1st date loving cunt with no lift-out
03:53 - 03:56Get me the Australian Embassy's telephone number...