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Hitler gets a new Hemi
Hitler loses when his hemi fails to show

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00:00 - 00:03your new hemi is on the way
00:04 - 00:05Your driver filled up your ram this morning and left
00:05 - 00:07Heading this way
00:08 - 00:12Your new Ram Hemi should be here soon
00:12 - 00:15And will pull into town here
00:17 - 00:19Ok have the driver pull it out front
00:19 - 00:21I want to show my new hemi ram to my neighbor
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Oh Shit!!!!
00:31 - 00:33Shit..... Your driver was trying to follow an f150 offroad.
00:34 - 00:36Got high centered and broke down
00:53 - 00:58Everybody that doesn't own a Ram leave the room
01:13 - 01:15I order this truck with 4 corner air suspension
01:15 - 01:17Its suppose to raise up offroad
01:18 - 01:23its not suppose to get high centered offroad
01:25 - 01:28You idiots told me to get this truck
01:29 - 01:31It was suppose to be the best
01:31 - 01:34Ford has a new light weight body and ecoboost
01:34 - 01:37GM has a big powerful 6.2
01:37 - 01:40Both perform better and get better MPG then a hemi
01:40 - 01:42The air suspension over heated offroad
01:42 - 01:46The ford's suspension didn't overheat and has a locker
01:46 - 01:48Your hemi has an 8 speed
01:48 - 01:52Its the worst performing its class
01:53 - 01:548 speed makes no difference
01:56 - 01:57The Hemi can't keep up with a ford v6
01:57 - 02:00i don't care about ram boxes
02:00 - 02:03They are only good for keeping rations in when you get fricken stuck
02:04 - 02:08Then there are 16 damn spark plugs
02:08 - 02:13And if I want a ram that get good mpg's I have to buy one of those VM diesels
02:14 - 02:16And those are so damn gutless
02:17 - 02:21But then my payload and tow capacity is of a volkswagen bug
02:27 - 02:29No wonder Fiat is begging for a merger
02:30 - 02:34Most men want a truck full of power and capability
02:34 - 02:36Lots of Power! Lots of it
02:41 - 02:42I already got a recall letter but no parts are available
02:43 - 02:47Why couldn't Ram just went for a decent diesel and used the cummins
02:48 - 02:53Instead Nissan has the new cummins and we are stuck with the stupid VM
02:54 - 02:56You have to buy a gauge
02:56 - 02:59to monitor regens and burn extra diesel just driving around
03:00 - 03:02And if it is in regen you have to just keep driving till its complete
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, Fiat will buy it back I heard
03:14 - 03:16My friends are going to make fun of me
03:19 - 03:23Maybe I should grow a mullet, sleep with my sister to match other Hemi drivers
03:25 - 03:26Yep
03:31 - 03:33My neighbors f150 is way nicer and actually has power
03:40 - 03:46You need to check and see if my Hemi is recalled and if it will be bought by Fiat
03:46 - 03:49Or I'm trading in that piece of crap Hemi
03:53 - 03:56Find me a platinum fx4 ecoboost