| 00:00 - 00:03 | your new hemi is on the way |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your driver filled up your ram this morning and left |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Heading this way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your new Ram Hemi should be here soon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And will pull into town here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok have the driver pull it out front |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to show my new hemi ram to my neighbor |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Oh Shit!!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shit..... Your driver was trying to follow an f150 offroad. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Got high centered and broke down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody that doesn't own a Ram leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I order this truck with 4 corner air suspension |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its suppose to raise up offroad |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | its not suppose to get high centered offroad |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You idiots told me to get this truck |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was suppose to be the best |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ford has a new light weight body and ecoboost |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | GM has a big powerful 6.2 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Both perform better and get better MPG then a hemi |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The air suspension over heated offroad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The ford's suspension didn't overheat and has a locker |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your hemi has an 8 speed |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Its the worst performing its class |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 8 speed makes no difference |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Hemi can't keep up with a ford v6 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | i don't care about ram boxes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They are only good for keeping rations in when you get fricken stuck |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then there are 16 damn spark plugs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if I want a ram that get good mpg's I have to buy one of those VM diesels |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And those are so damn gutless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But then my payload and tow capacity is of a volkswagen bug |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No wonder Fiat is begging for a merger |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Most men want a truck full of power and capability |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lots of Power! Lots of it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I already got a recall letter but no parts are available |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why couldn't Ram just went for a decent diesel and used the cummins |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead Nissan has the new cummins and we are stuck with the stupid VM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You have to buy a gauge |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to monitor regens and burn extra diesel just driving around |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And if it is in regen you have to just keep driving till its complete |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, Fiat will buy it back I heard |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My friends are going to make fun of me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I should grow a mullet, sleep with my sister to match other Hemi drivers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yep |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My neighbors f150 is way nicer and actually has power |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You need to check and see if my Hemi is recalled and if it will be bought by Fiat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I'm trading in that piece of crap Hemi |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Find me a platinum fx4 ecoboost |
