| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just been notified that our entire stock portfolio has lost all of it's value |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Stock charts indicate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | GSV, Silica, Boeing, Amazon and Tesla are now trading in the pennies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | gold and silver has lost 99% of its value |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we are now bankrupt |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what about the mutual funds? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The one's Bill told us to invest in? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mine furer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the mutual funds |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the mutual funds have crashed and hit rock bottom |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | everything Bill told us to invest in is now worthless |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all those who think Bill's a fool, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | that uneducated fool! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that bumbling idiot! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told him not to invest in GSV, gold, and all those other stupid stocks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he kept ranting and raving like a lunatic to parrot and I, foaming at the mouth |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | on and on about how we were going to get rich! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now thanks to him we are completely bankrupt! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should have never have listened to him! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | after he lost over thirty thousand on a penny gold stock scam in Argentina |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | he guaranteed us that we would become millionairs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and you listened to that fool! He doesn't even know what a put option is! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he told us that he watches Cramer and that we can't lose |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I piss on what Jim Cramer says! Only a sucker like Bill believes the nonsense Cramer says |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that's why Bill went bankrupt as well! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and even though GSV is a scam, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he's still foolishly hoping its going to make him rich! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | My God the man has utterly and completely lost his mind!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | God help us now that we've become penniless from listening to his so called "financial advise"! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's been investing in the market for over a decade and all he has to show for are losses year after year |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What a loser! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even a 5 year old would make better investments than him! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're finished... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that buffoon ruined all I ever worked for... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he ruined le Parrot as well |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | his advice ruined everyone |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Buy gold, buy gold, buy gold he said |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | its plummeted down to nothing ever since |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and then he goes and buys GSV |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | another worthless penny gold stock like the first one |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how many times does he have to be ruined to learn his lesson? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, I trusted Bill too and lost it all, but we'll get through this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up, he's hopeless |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I warned him not to invest in gold and that joke of a stock GSV |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but he didn't listen |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | he's foolish and hardheaded |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we would have had better success with just playing the lotto than listening to him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | what a joke his portfolio is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us all |
