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Bill's stock portfolio
Hitler reacts after realizing Bill has just bankrupted Germany by making poor investments for him in the stock market.

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00:00 - 00:03We've just been notified that our entire stock portfolio has lost all of it's value
00:04 - 00:05Stock charts indicate
00:05 - 00:07GSV, Silica, Boeing, Amazon and Tesla are now trading in the pennies
00:08 - 00:12gold and silver has lost 99% of its value
00:12 - 00:15and we are now bankrupt
00:17 - 00:19what about the mutual funds?
00:19 - 00:21The one's Bill told us to invest in?
00:24 - 00:26mine furer
00:27 - 00:28the mutual funds
00:31 - 00:33the mutual funds have crashed and hit rock bottom
00:34 - 00:36everything Bill told us to invest in is now worthless
00:53 - 00:58all those who think Bill's a fool, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15that uneducated fool!
01:15 - 01:17that bumbling idiot!
01:18 - 01:23I told him not to invest in GSV, gold, and all those other stupid stocks
01:25 - 01:28he kept ranting and raving like a lunatic to parrot and I, foaming at the mouth
01:29 - 01:31on and on about how we were going to get rich!
01:31 - 01:34now thanks to him we are completely bankrupt!
01:34 - 01:37I should have never have listened to him!
01:37 - 01:40after he lost over thirty thousand on a penny gold stock scam in Argentina
01:40 - 01:42he guaranteed us that we would become millionairs
01:42 - 01:46and you listened to that fool! He doesn't even know what a put option is!
01:46 - 01:48he told us that he watches Cramer and that we can't lose
01:48 - 01:52I piss on what Jim Cramer says! Only a sucker like Bill believes the nonsense Cramer says
01:53 - 01:54that's why Bill went bankrupt as well!
01:56 - 01:57and even though GSV is a scam,
01:57 - 02:00he's still foolishly hoping its going to make him rich!
02:00 - 02:03My God the man has utterly and completely lost his mind!!!
02:04 - 02:08God help us now that we've become penniless from listening to his so called "financial advise"!
02:08 - 02:13He's been investing in the market for over a decade and all he has to show for are losses year after year
02:14 - 02:16What a loser!
02:17 - 02:21Even a 5 year old would make better investments than him!
02:27 - 02:29We're finished...
02:30 - 02:34that buffoon ruined all I ever worked for...
02:34 - 02:36he ruined le Parrot as well
02:41 - 02:42his advice ruined everyone
02:43 - 02:47Buy gold, buy gold, buy gold he said
02:48 - 02:53its plummeted down to nothing ever since
02:54 - 02:56and then he goes and buys GSV
02:56 - 02:59another worthless penny gold stock like the first one
03:00 - 03:02how many times does he have to be ruined to learn his lesson?
03:04 - 03:07it's ok, I trusted Bill too and lost it all, but we'll get through this
03:14 - 03:16I give up, he's hopeless
03:19 - 03:23I warned him not to invest in gold and that joke of a stock GSV
03:25 - 03:26but he didn't listen
03:31 - 03:33he's foolish and hardheaded
03:40 - 03:46we would have had better success with just playing the lotto than listening to him
03:46 - 03:49what a joke his portfolio is
03:53 - 03:56God help us all