| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right. Swinley forest is shit and we need to act. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The blue pipe has fucked a hole in seagull |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The ground nesting birds are taking the piss everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they destroyed tank traps so natural England can stop our fun |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the ginge grinds parts better than a Bracknell lapdancer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the sfmb group? Seems quiet |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But still full of retards and Maaat Daaaamon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Oh.......have you not been told......? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | theres is a new group in town |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they are very enduro... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they ride off piste, eat cake and say mmmm a lot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knew about this fascist group leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | you make me look foolish |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | allow me to be trolled by Paul Roberts |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | called a homo for having a 29r |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | get stalked by a purple headed monster called sarah |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i mean i wouldnt even with yours.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You allow me to be forced into purchasing a bird aeris |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and you knew i wanted a carrera kraken from halfords |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who is responsible? tell me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | it was hainsey. we had no choice he made us join |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fucking hainsey!!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he promised us flapjack. jamie olivers recipe |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and i bet it was dean that made it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | why jamie oliver? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he's just a student with floury hands |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | what does he know? where is nigella and her bountiful buns? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She can knead my dough anyday |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Stick that up your CCI |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you know how much i like cake |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | battenburg. the fucking pink squares |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nutella and malt loaf |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i think i just did a sex wee |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i can hear Russell now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | .....mmmm sex wee |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | well you mark my words |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | as sure as Dan Smith catches his plums |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | on those handlebars of his |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | there will be revenge |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i will ban ladies from the sfmb page |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so i can post my sexist rants |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | take no notice. everyone thinks you are a bloke |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i will stay on the sfmb page |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and post about tyres |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ask when the carpark closes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | post new videos of babymakr that bore every fucker |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | buy a commencal frame off kevin stanborough |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even though selling is banned |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and i might even organise a ride |
