00:00 - 00:03Right. Swinley forest is shit and we need to act.
00:04 - 00:05The blue pipe has fucked a hole in seagull
00:05 - 00:07The ground nesting birds are taking the piss everywhere
00:08 - 00:12they destroyed tank traps so natural England can stop our fun
00:12 - 00:15and the ginge grinds parts better than a Bracknell lapdancer
00:17 - 00:19What about the sfmb group? Seems quiet
00:19 - 00:21But still full of retards and Maaat Daaaamon
00:24 - 00:26Oh.......have you not been told......?
00:27 - 00:28theres is a new group in town
00:31 - 00:33they are very enduro...
00:34 - 00:36they ride off piste, eat cake and say mmmm a lot
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who knew about this fascist group leave now
01:13 - 01:15you make me look foolish
01:15 - 01:17allow me to be trolled by Paul Roberts
01:18 - 01:23called a homo for having a 29r
01:25 - 01:28get stalked by a purple headed monster called sarah
01:29 - 01:31i mean i wouldnt even with yours....
01:31 - 01:34You allow me to be forced into purchasing a bird aeris
01:34 - 01:37and you knew i wanted a carrera kraken from halfords
01:37 - 01:40who is responsible? tell me
01:40 - 01:42it was hainsey. we had no choice he made us join
01:42 - 01:46fucking hainsey!!!!!
01:46 - 01:48he promised us flapjack. jamie olivers recipe
01:48 - 01:52and i bet it was dean that made it
01:53 - 01:54why jamie oliver?
01:56 - 01:57he's just a student with floury hands
01:57 - 02:00what does he know? where is nigella and her bountiful buns?
02:00 - 02:03She can knead my dough anyday
02:04 - 02:08Stick that up your CCI
02:08 - 02:13you know how much i like cake
02:14 - 02:16battenburg. the fucking pink squares
02:17 - 02:21Nutella and malt loaf
02:27 - 02:29i think i just did a sex wee
02:30 - 02:34 i can hear Russell now
02:34 - 02:36.....mmmm sex wee
02:41 - 02:42well you mark my words
02:43 - 02:47as sure as Dan Smith catches his plums
02:48 - 02:53on those handlebars of his
02:54 - 02:56there will be revenge
02:56 - 02:59i will ban ladies from the sfmb page
03:00 - 03:02so i can post my sexist rants
03:04 - 03:07take no notice. everyone thinks you are a bloke
03:14 - 03:16i will stay on the sfmb page
03:19 - 03:23and post about tyres
03:25 - 03:26ask when the carpark closes
03:31 - 03:33 post new videos of babymakr that bore every fucker
03:40 - 03:46buy a commencal frame off kevin stanborough
03:46 - 03:49even though selling is banned
03:53 - 03:56and i might even organise a ride