| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, Fridge is assembling once more. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is George's Birthday. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are meeting to celebrate in Kent, tomorrow. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is rumoured that there will be a bar crawl across the union. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it will finish with a piss-up in the local club. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That sounds great, how are they all getting there? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It must be diffucult for ALL of them to come from different uni's. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | erm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jordan cannot make this weekend. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its too close to his exams. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who thinks that a keyboardist is NOT a necessary member in a rock band, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is not fair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Jordan is the life and soul of the band! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is worse than the time when they all went to the Cross Keys without him! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He didn't have a chance to sip on a pint of Worthingtons. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its a real man's ale! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe this is happening! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get out of my way! I'll drive him there myself! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I waited a whole year for this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, it's not the travel cost, it's to close to his maths... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Move his exam! We are the god damn Nazi Party! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we have no control over British examinations |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who's going to make racist remarks throughout the evening? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No-one has the balls! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who's going to make the Anchorman references? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who's going to dance on the stripper-poles? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who's going to cry in the last club, and tell everyone that he loves them? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who's going to throw up so much that Toby's mother has to pay to get the carpet cleaned? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't think of anyone else on this planet that has the skill and the determination to do what he does. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's breaking my god damn heart. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I was less angry and upset when we got pushed back from Russia by Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel so sorry for them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I could go there myself, be the Jordan they need, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I would be off the train at West Canterbury. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cannot be him. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He is the only person worthy of the title of Commander of Chaos. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He is the Maverick, and he is stuck in that northern city. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet he's found a new band over there. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With sexy girls strumming their bass guitars! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Girls have no place in a rock band! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You're good at bass, he doesn't mean you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who's going to kiss the birthday boy? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it's just, no-one kisses like the Maverick does. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Better than you. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The weekend, is ruined. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All they can hope is that there is enough vodka for them all to drown their sorrows. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And none of that cheap Welly shit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They'll see him when he's home. |
