00:00 - 00:03My Fuhrer, Fridge is assembling once more.
00:04 - 00:05It is George's Birthday.
00:05 - 00:07They are meeting to celebrate in Kent, tomorrow.
00:08 - 00:12It is rumoured that there will be a bar crawl across the union.
00:12 - 00:15And it will finish with a piss-up in the local club.
00:17 - 00:19That sounds great, how are they all getting there?
00:19 - 00:21It must be diffucult for ALL of them to come from different uni's.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28erm...
00:31 - 00:33Jordan cannot make this weekend.
00:34 - 00:36Its too close to his exams.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody who thinks that a keyboardist is NOT a necessary member in a rock band, please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15This is not fair!
01:15 - 01:17Jordan is the life and soul of the band!
01:18 - 01:23This is worse than the time when they all went to the Cross Keys without him!
01:25 - 01:28He didn't have a chance to sip on a pint of Worthingtons.
01:29 - 01:31Its a real man's ale!
01:31 - 01:34I can't believe this is happening!
01:34 - 01:37Get out of my way! I'll drive him there myself!
01:37 - 01:40I waited a whole year for this!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, it's not the travel cost, it's to close to his maths...
01:42 - 01:46Move his exam! We are the god damn Nazi Party!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we have no control over British examinations
01:48 - 01:52Who's going to make racist remarks throughout the evening?
01:53 - 01:54No-one has the balls!
01:56 - 01:57Who's going to make the Anchorman references?
01:57 - 02:00Who's going to dance on the stripper-poles?
02:00 - 02:03Who's going to cry in the last club, and tell everyone that he loves them?
02:04 - 02:08Who's going to throw up so much that Toby's mother has to pay to get the carpet cleaned?
02:08 - 02:13I can't think of anyone else on this planet that has the skill and the determination to do what he does.
02:14 - 02:16It's breaking my god damn heart.
02:17 - 02:21I was less angry and upset when we got pushed back from Russia by Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29I feel so sorry for them.
02:30 - 02:34If I could go there myself, be the Jordan they need,
02:34 - 02:36I would be off the train at West Canterbury.
02:41 - 02:42I cannot be him.
02:43 - 02:47He is the only person worthy of the title of Commander of Chaos.
02:48 - 02:53He is the Maverick, and he is stuck in that northern city.
02:54 - 02:56I bet he's found a new band over there.
02:56 - 02:59With sexy girls strumming their bass guitars!
03:00 - 03:02Girls have no place in a rock band!
03:04 - 03:07You're good at bass, he doesn't mean you.
03:14 - 03:16Who's going to kiss the birthday boy?
03:19 - 03:23it's just, no-one kisses like the Maverick does.
03:25 - 03:26Better than you.
03:31 - 03:33The weekend, is ruined.
03:40 - 03:46All they can hope is that there is enough vodka for them all to drown their sorrows.
03:46 - 03:49And none of that cheap Welly shit.
03:53 - 03:56They'll see him when he's home.