Djibouti Blues
202 views • 4/10/2015
Don't watch this if you're OIC.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | PQS is going well, Sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Petracek, McMurry and Guza are all ahead of schedule. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Petracek has even discovered new MOSAs here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've requested new approaches |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the new FLIPs will reflect the changes... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ... but they won't arrive until May. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So what the fuck is the point? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | LCDR Samman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...big picture-wise... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...big picture-wise the Jeppesen pubs are good enough. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've been approved by NAVFIG. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want Warner, Washom, Varona, and Starsinic to stay here. Everyone else- give us a minute. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those approaches need to be here NOW! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You JO's hang out in Clu-ville all day |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and get drunk in the Wardroom. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You should all be in the NATOPS! Do you think this is a vacation? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Woodall spends more time coming up with SHITTY jokes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | than studying for his board. Middleton disappears for hours a day... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And where does Mittens find the time to stalk 1st Louie? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, I'm fully qualified and everyone is dying to know about Bobbie-Jean. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a damn about that girl! She lives on the other side of the fence! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, I'm like a cat. I can get there if you just give me a little more time. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe you'd have more time if you'd fly max-range. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Look at how you fuel-plan. Not a shred of NATOPS. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Washom is too busy playing volleyball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with the silly French to give a shit about the ops update. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Petracek must have something wrong with his programming again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | because he can't fucking wake up on time for the brief. He spends hour after hour |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | troubleshooting ICE. If I were the troubleshooter, I'd have it done in a second! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But I'm only one man. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's like I'm the only one trying to get things done around here, you assholes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm tired of lazy JO's. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When I was a JO, I'd have loved a Det OIC like me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fighting every day to lower the hard deck and decrease standoff. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Djibouti needs me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You ALL need me, and I'm the only one who cares enough to report the awful air traffic controllers. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every day I sit in OPS from 0500 until 2000, working my fingers to the bone. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm the last one in here every day, and still the door is left unlocked. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I swear to God it isn't my fault. It has to be you lazy JO's. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If it happens again, you'll all be standing watch. No more drinking for you! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Ariel. He can't stop us all from drinking. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know. Maybe we can just get new JO's. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ones who will kiss my ass like they're supposed to. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mittens- |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Go find your Bobbie-Jean. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell her I want a hand job. I think that might help calm me down. That and some Chapter 11. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | In fact, never mind the hand job. Just give me my NATOPS and a Kleenex. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Actually, no Kleenex either. |
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