Djibouti Blues
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00:00 - 00:03PQS is going well, Sir.
00:04 - 00:05Petracek, McMurry and Guza are all ahead of schedule.
00:05 - 00:07Petracek has even discovered new MOSAs here and here.
00:08 - 00:12We've requested new approaches
00:12 - 00:15and the new FLIPs will reflect the changes...
00:17 - 00:19... but they won't arrive until May.
00:19 - 00:21So what the fuck is the point?
00:24 - 00:26LCDR Samman...
00:27 - 00:28...big picture-wise...
00:31 - 00:33...big picture-wise the Jeppesen pubs are good enough.
00:34 - 00:36They've been approved by NAVFIG.
00:53 - 00:58I want Warner, Washom, Varona, and Starsinic to stay here. Everyone else- give us a minute.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
01:15 - 01:17Those approaches need to be here NOW!
01:18 - 01:23You JO's hang out in Clu-ville all day
01:25 - 01:28and get drunk in the Wardroom.
01:29 - 01:31You should all be in the NATOPS! Do you think this is a vacation?
01:31 - 01:34Woodall spends more time coming up with SHITTY jokes
01:34 - 01:37than studying for his board. Middleton disappears for hours a day...
01:37 - 01:40And where does Mittens find the time to stalk 1st Louie?
01:40 - 01:42But sir, I'm fully qualified and everyone is dying to know about Bobbie-Jean.
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a damn about that girl! She lives on the other side of the fence!
01:46 - 01:48But sir, I'm like a cat. I can get there if you just give me a little more time.
01:48 - 01:52 Maybe you'd have more time if you'd fly max-range.
01:53 - 01:54Look at how you fuel-plan. Not a shred of NATOPS.
01:56 - 01:57Washom is too busy playing volleyball
01:57 - 02:00with the silly French to give a shit about the ops update.
02:00 - 02:03Petracek must have something wrong with his programming again
02:04 - 02:08because he can't fucking wake up on time for the brief. He spends hour after hour
02:08 - 02:13troubleshooting ICE. If I were the troubleshooter, I'd have it done in a second!
02:14 - 02:16But I'm only one man.
02:17 - 02:21It's like I'm the only one trying to get things done around here, you assholes!
02:27 - 02:29I'm tired of lazy JO's.
02:30 - 02:34When I was a JO, I'd have loved a Det OIC like me.
02:34 - 02:36Fighting every day to lower the hard deck and decrease standoff.
02:41 - 02:42Djibouti needs me.
02:43 - 02:47You ALL need me, and I'm the only one who cares enough to report the awful air traffic controllers.
02:48 - 02:53Every day I sit in OPS from 0500 until 2000, working my fingers to the bone.
02:54 - 02:56I'm the last one in here every day, and still the door is left unlocked.
02:56 - 02:59And I swear to God it isn't my fault. It has to be you lazy JO's.
03:00 - 03:02If it happens again, you'll all be standing watch. No more drinking for you!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, Ariel. He can't stop us all from drinking.
03:14 - 03:16I don't know. Maybe we can just get new JO's.
03:19 - 03:23Ones who will kiss my ass like they're supposed to.
03:25 - 03:26Mittens-
03:31 - 03:33Go find your Bobbie-Jean.
03:40 - 03:46Tell her I want a hand job. I think that might help calm me down. That and some Chapter 11.
03:46 - 03:49In fact, never mind the hand job. Just give me my NATOPS and a Kleenex.
03:53 - 03:56Actually, no Kleenex either.