| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we'll keep the TOK here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And the buses will show up at 1200 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Drop us off here at Fort Sill. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then show up again to pick us up on the 7th. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that will be the end of Spring JFTX |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think you mean the 6th. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Leaving the 4th means its 4 days long. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | JFTX... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | JFTX is a full 4 days in the field. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's the 4th through the 7th. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any cadet...with a scholarship...needs to leave. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who has 4 days to give right in the middle of midterms?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm a g****** volunteer. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That means no money! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I have to spend 4 days with these people |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SH****** IN THE WOODS. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who do they think I am? HOWARD?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Spring JFTX is 4 days every year.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tell that to my soon to be chapped a**! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Richards will be checking your feet to make sure- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have the standard issue boots. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My feet are F*****. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can barely pass the 2 mile APFT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now I need to ruck 4 miles with Porter?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whose got a hard on for making me do pushups? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME DRAW SOCKS!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now it's 4 days. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I have to pick one more g****** cherry I'll shave Shirley's head! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bet Nunez is behind this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Wouldn't even let me keep my mustache. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's within Cadet regulations! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Join ROTC |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Join ROTC and all the girls will love you they said. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even get to TALK to girls because my bedtime is 8:30 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | F****** PT. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I spend half the time trying not to shit my pants. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I don't even get to take my morning dump! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's in A Company anyways. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I told everyone back home I was in the army. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't quit now I'll look like a p****. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I forgot my PT belt. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please do me a favor and don't tell CSM. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He made me change my compression shorts last time. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have gone Air Force. |
