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Spring JFTX
03APR2013

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00:00 - 00:03So we'll keep the TOK here
00:04 - 00:05And the buses will show up at 1200
00:05 - 00:07Drop us off here at Fort Sill.
00:08 - 00:12Then show up again to pick us up on the 7th.
00:12 - 00:15And that will be the end of Spring JFTX
00:17 - 00:19I think you mean the 6th.
00:19 - 00:21Leaving the 4th means its 4 days long.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28JFTX...
00:31 - 00:33JFTX is a full 4 days in the field.
00:34 - 00:36It's the 4th through the 7th.
00:53 - 00:58Any cadet...with a scholarship...needs to leave. Now.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are they thinking?!
01:15 - 01:17Who has 4 days to give right in the middle of midterms?!
01:18 - 01:23I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP!
01:25 - 01:28I'm a g****** volunteer.
01:29 - 01:31That means no money!
01:31 - 01:34Now I have to spend 4 days with these people
01:34 - 01:37SH****** IN THE WOODS.
01:37 - 01:40Who do they think I am? HOWARD?!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Spring JFTX is 4 days every year..
01:42 - 01:46Tell that to my soon to be chapped a**!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, Richards will be checking your feet to make sure-
01:48 - 01:52I have the standard issue boots.
01:53 - 01:54My feet are F*****.
01:56 - 01:57I can barely pass the 2 mile APFT
01:57 - 02:00Now I need to ruck 4 miles with Porter?!
02:00 - 02:03Whose got a hard on for making me do pushups?
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME DRAW SOCKS!!!
02:14 - 02:16And now it's 4 days.
02:17 - 02:21If I have to pick one more g****** cherry I'll shave Shirley's head!
02:27 - 02:29I bet Nunez is behind this.
02:30 - 02:34Wouldn't even let me keep my mustache.
02:34 - 02:36It's within Cadet regulations!
02:41 - 02:42Join ROTC
02:43 - 02:47Join ROTC and all the girls will love you they said.
02:48 - 02:53I don't even get to TALK to girls because my bedtime is 8:30
02:54 - 02:56F****** PT.
02:56 - 02:59I spend half the time trying not to shit my pants.
03:00 - 03:02I don't even get to take my morning dump!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, he's in A Company anyways.
03:14 - 03:16I told everyone back home I was in the army.
03:19 - 03:23I can't quit now I'll look like a p****.
03:25 - 03:26Shit.
03:31 - 03:33I forgot my PT belt.
03:40 - 03:46Please do me a favor and don't tell CSM.
03:46 - 03:49He made me change my compression shorts last time.
03:53 - 03:56I should have gone Air Force.