| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mike Bug sent out a text there last Friday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'r trainin there Monday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And i think wer playin Cappamore the 9th |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Pat crowe is retired and Seffie is injured for the year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bloody pussies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah shur Damo Kiely will fill in for them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hel do a job in the corner |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Damo... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Damo is transferrin to Cappawhite |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wont hurl with us any more |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has ever got a dirty slap off Kiely at trainin leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ah jaysus what is he thinkin!!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Goin to cappa to win trophies i spose!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The only trophies they ever win are camogie ones |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He may as well be gone to fuckin pallas |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or Ballybricken |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next kevin lenehan will be lookin for a transfer |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Martin byrnes!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone will want to leave the bloody club |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But shur he wasn gettin game time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Either was rocky stapleton n isnt he a committed doon man? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ah shur he only wants a few games under his belt |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Goway to fuck hes only goin for d silverware |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ive heard it all now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Does eddie know? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He wont be able to go to mass without gettin funny looks now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | peggy lysaght wont sell em spuds |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and pat whelan wont serve em a pint |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Theyl have to go to Armshaws for a drinky drink |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the guinness is stink there |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | cos Tony Berkery the dickhead works dere |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hel take Sean Walls spot in the senior team |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Possibly kevin stapletons |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even russell quirke isnt safe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Whos gonna put down the cones at trainin now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | whos gonna puck the ball back from behind d goals |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | tis a pity n andy mackey over the junior a's n all |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He would have started damo in d corner |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Instead hel be playin shit teams like annacarty |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | his strikin will go to shit over there |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its alright Geraldine he can still go to doon matches to watch |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hel be goin for tipp 21s trials next |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The new bonner maher deyl call him |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My hole |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Wait till the hooker kennedy hears |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | mick mackey would be turnin in his grave |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it tis all the one |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ring whelan there wel go for a drinky drink.... |
