00:00 - 00:03We've traced Scutterbucketz's IP address

00:04 - 00:05 He's based here in East Reading

00:05 - 00:07or possibly in the West Reading

00:08 - 00:12but another thing Mr Hobnob sir

00:12 - 00:15we think it might be Jay

00:17 - 00:19So basically what you're saying is

00:19 - 00:21you've failed as moderators

00:24 - 00:26It wasn't me sir, it was

00:27 - 00:28Wax Jacket

00:31 - 00:33Actually Maguire, This ones on you

00:34 - 00:36I was on annual leave

00:53 - 00:58Everybody who isn't a moderator leave now

01:13 - 01:15You let scutterbucketz potatoshop my photo

01:15 - 01:17With a cock and balls?

01:18 - 01:23FUCKING COCK AND BALLS

01:25 - 01:28with semen everywhere

01:29 - 01:31even on my biscuit

01:31 - 01:34my fucking biscuit

01:34 - 01:37 Your job is to protect me

01:37 - 01:40protect me from idiots like this

01:40 - 01:42I like your shirt, not at all gay Mr hobnob sir

01:42 - 01:46Don't change the fucking subject

01:46 - 01:48 Sorry Mr Hobnob sir

01:48 - 01:52You Anything Else moderators are a disgrace

01:53 - 01:54 20 years I've carried this site

01:56 - 01:57and you let Scutterbucketz disrespect me like that?

01:57 - 02:00I am hobnob, It's Hobnob Anyone?

02:00 - 02:03 Not Scutterbucketz Anyone!

02:04 - 02:08I've a good mind to demote you both to the Team Board

02:08 - 02:13 I was a fool to make you AE moderators

02:14 - 02:16You two are nothing compared to the likes of Moderator 5

02:17 - 02:21Forbury Lion

02:27 - 02:29 Platypus the deleter

02:30 - 02:34 Even Royal Yank does more than you

02:34 - 02:36 Do you want me to reset your post counts

02:41 - 02:42and change your login names to Gonzo and Kermit

02:43 - 02:47because you're both muppets

02:48 - 02:53It's not just a cock and balls potato shop

02:54 - 02:56It's a cock and balls potato shop of me

02:56 - 02:59I'm literally shaking with anger ©Alad

03:00 - 03:02This is worse than hooker g8

03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Schards#2 gets like this too when I burn his dinner

03:14 - 03:16Well there's only one thing left to do and much as it pains me to do so

03:19 - 03:23I will have to delete the posts myself

03:25 - 03:26and you better hope nobody saved copies

03:31 - 03:33 because if they reappear on here again I won't be best pleased

03:40 - 03:46I will be forced to take drastic action

03:46 - 03:49 in fact I will force the two of you to leave the board

03:53 - 03:56in droves