| 00:00 - 00:03 | Playoffs for World Cup 2021 are about to begin |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | But first we have a tiebreak |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have Brazil, NE, Midwest and West |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And they all have the same record |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And now we will wait a week for them to play |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | I see only 3 US teams again |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Poor US South couldn't make it again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, about that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | US South |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They made playoffs for the very first time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they have the 2nd seed |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Those that think US South is a good team will stay |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY ARE BAD AND GOT RELEGATED LAST YEAR |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Give me the sheet, I will confirm this myself |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW DO THEY HAVE THE 2ND SEED???? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND WITH FLAMINGVICTINI ON THE BENCH |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHAT WERE THE OTHER TEAMS DOING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND WHY IS ITALY NOT IN PLAYOFFS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, Italy was only 2 wins away |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT THEY MISSED PLAYOFFS AND TIED WITH GREECE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kebab had his team leaked and would have won |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The team leak was fake and he needs to learn to play |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Italy was supposed to win again |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They could win world cup with their eyes closed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But they missed playoffs and signed up without H.M.N.I.P |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | H.M.N.I.P has a 100% win rate in world cup |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHY WOULD THEY EVER SIGN UP WITHOUT THEIR BEST PLAYER |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | This much nonsense is going to kill me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND SOMEHOW US SOUTH MADE PLAYOFFS INSTEAD?!?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe they got better after all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They survived qualifiers and finally learned to play |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They have Eo Ut Mortus after all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But still |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | 2ND SEED IS TOO HIGH AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | TPP MUST HAVE RIGGED THE POOLS |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | First he steals the team from xtra |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then he gets Stone Cold captain without signing up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now his team is in playoffs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, US South will lose in quarterfinals |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the end |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | A timeline where US South is in over Italy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What a tragedy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | World cup is finished |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But mark my words US South will not last long |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They will never win world cup |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A new era is about to begin |
