| 00:00 - 00:03 | The North have made a breakthrough |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So have the Midlands |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they are both forecasting target for April |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What a brilliant year last year it was boss |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We beat the Midlands, The North, Desk, New Business |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats great Jake what about April? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How are we looking? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Wayne |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Darling |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wayne It looks like we are going to miss target for April |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Karens increased the targets |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone hasnt sold DHV get the fuck out of my office |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its the first month of the new financial year, what the actual FUCK!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where the fuck are all my orders? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We never miss target!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone has been lying to me, even Ben! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wheres the big mobile deal that Ollie has committed? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the O365 deal Jade was banging on about? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jon's big Clark's deal |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not mention the 9 billion SIMs Vikesh was wanking over? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the specialists have no bid on everything boss. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are always blaming registry, specialists and Jeff. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Wayne, this is a joke mate. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Typical sales its never the sales person fault |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is bollocks, WE ARE THE SOUTH |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourself sales people |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | jake just because you spent years selling shitty Mondeos at Dagenham Motors |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You cant even spell DHV |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Youve had Showpad, Talking Heads, FLIP, Smart Not Harder, Samsung, Truphone and Nokia Training. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Youve also got POWER BI that basically does the job for you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND I AM EVEN GIVING YOU GAMMA ACADEMY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WITH BEN AVERY AND NIKKI FREEMAN ON TAP 24/7!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking hell I could do this job on my own. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I hear is Jades Gatehouse deal this and Matts Savilles deal that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You guys couldn't close a barn door |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Have you heard Bestway or SAFESTYLE!? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HAVE THEM EATING OUT OF MY FUCKING HAND! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You are all a bunch of useless swines! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Jake I'd get a better forecast from Micheal Fish |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Dont even mention James and Stephens £250k OOR. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've told you time and time again no one gives a shit about one off. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Jess, Dr Shah has just given me the nod on one new data sim |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What am I going to say on the 5pm call? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How have the fuck have you let this happen Jake? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Were FUCKED |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and Jake - so are you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | let's pack our desks up and steal all the tea and coffee |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even the milk if there's any left |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we're off to join Elite |
