| 00:00 - 00:03 | there are $ASS soldiers here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And also setting up camp here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Headquarters here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | $ASS attack was started by a college kid |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and word on the street is she is recruiting at a rapid pace |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about my DOGE |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely my DOGE is safe |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Excuse me boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She has recruited.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She has recruited Jack Ming from Malaysia |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Escobars cover was blown |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody that has bought $ASS leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I loaded up on DOGE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That was meant to make us rich |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now you say we should have waited for $ASS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A fucking coin called $ASS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A coin started by a college kid? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I just got a DOGE symbol tatooed on my ass... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and how the fuck did Jack Ming become involved? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought we stole everything from his wallet |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | $ASS community kept giving him coins |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't talk shit, that would never happen |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can't stop these $ASSholes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We must stop them.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have ordered a necklace with |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | with a gold DOGE symbol.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and contact lenses with diamonds on them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How the fuck can a college kid start something like this |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And please somebody tell me why the fuck everybody is getting on board |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You know I just ordered an army green Lambo with DOGE license plates |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to look like a fool on the streets |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I even changed my twitter handle to @DOGEFuhrer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It looks like I have no choice now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I may have to sell this shit jacket to save my $ASS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All because these so called $ASSTRONUTS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Go to the safe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gather every cent we have left, and I mean every fucking cent! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want to buy the next dip before this takes off |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Go on HotBit and cash out our DOGE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll kill you if they've been hacked again.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then set up an account on this carrotcake |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Anna, you can fuck Jack Ming again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | A coin called $ASS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it probably has over 85,000 holders |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It hurts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What will Elon think |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get Liv on the phone right now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | $ASS will beat DOGE without a doubt |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | $ASS forever |
