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$ASS takes over
The rise of $ASS coin, taking over the world and making $ASSes rich

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00:00 - 00:03there are $ASS soldiers here
00:04 - 00:05And also setting up camp here
00:05 - 00:07Headquarters here
00:08 - 00:12$ASS attack was started by a college kid
00:12 - 00:15and word on the street is she is recruiting at a rapid pace
00:17 - 00:19What about my DOGE
00:19 - 00:21Surely my DOGE is safe
00:24 - 00:26Excuse me boss
00:27 - 00:28She has recruited..
00:31 - 00:33She has recruited Jack Ming from Malaysia
00:34 - 00:36Escobars cover was blown
00:53 - 00:58Anybody that has bought $ASS leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15I loaded up on DOGE!
01:15 - 01:17That was meant to make us rich
01:18 - 01:23Now you say we should have waited for $ASS
01:25 - 01:28A fucking coin called $ASS
01:29 - 01:31A coin started by a college kid?
01:31 - 01:34I just got a DOGE symbol tatooed on my ass...
01:34 - 01:37and how the fuck did Jack Ming become involved?
01:37 - 01:40I thought we stole everything from his wallet
01:40 - 01:42$ASS community kept giving him coins
01:42 - 01:46Don't talk shit, that would never happen
01:46 - 01:48We can't stop these $ASSholes
01:48 - 01:52We must stop them..
01:53 - 01:54I have ordered a necklace with
01:56 - 01:57with a gold DOGE symbol..
01:57 - 02:00and contact lenses with diamonds on them
02:00 - 02:03How the fuck can a college kid start something like this
02:04 - 02:08And please somebody tell me why the fuck everybody is getting on board
02:08 - 02:13You know I just ordered an army green Lambo with DOGE license plates
02:14 - 02:16I'm going to look like a fool on the streets
02:17 - 02:21I even changed my twitter handle to @DOGEFuhrer
02:27 - 02:29It looks like I have no choice now
02:30 - 02:34I may have to sell this shit jacket to save my $ASS
02:34 - 02:36All because these so called $ASSTRONUTS
02:41 - 02:42Go to the safe
02:43 - 02:47Gather every cent we have left, and I mean every fucking cent!
02:48 - 02:53I want to buy the next dip before this takes off
02:54 - 02:56Go on HotBit and cash out our DOGE
02:56 - 02:59I'll kill you if they've been hacked again..
03:00 - 03:02Then set up an account on this carrotcake
03:04 - 03:07Its okay Anna, you can fuck Jack Ming again
03:14 - 03:16A coin called $ASS
03:19 - 03:23it probably has over 85,000 holders
03:25 - 03:26It hurts
03:31 - 03:33What will Elon think
03:40 - 03:46Get Liv on the phone right now
03:46 - 03:49$ASS will beat DOGE without a doubt
03:53 - 03:56$ASS forever