00:00 - 00:05Wabbit one day told us "guys, hey let's do some parse runs"
00:05 - 00:07Chop chop go, quick and easy
00:07 - 00:10We fought the shadow dog, we wiped alot
00:11 - 00:16We got some death here and there, but eventually we didn't wipe and cleared
00:17 - 00:21Guess what rank our SAM got?
00:21 - 00:24Number 2
00:29 - 00:31Number 2
00:31 - 00:34He got beat by someone named Bagel Goose
00:38 - 00:40Number 2
00:41 - 00:47You know what is the best part? He wasn't even fully geared. He was wearing those crappy 520 earrings.
00:47 - 00:50We went with his sword and Midare
00:50 - 00:56Did couple of hits and didn't crit at all
00:58 - 00:59That's not all
00:59 - 01:01That's not all, our noob SAM...
01:04 - 01:06Our noob SAM only has 0.01% less uptime
01:06 - 01:08We were using the uptime strat
01:13 - 01:14Number 2
01:14 - 01:16It was a parse run for FSH
01:16 - 01:20He wasn't even the VIP
01:21 - 01:27Our friggen friggen ninja, friggen ninja, he was...
01:35 - 01:36Getting damage downs
01:36 - 01:39Doing his trick attack, and assassinate
01:41 - 01:44No man, man it's good
01:44 - 01:47The parse is not that bad
01:47 - 01:49better than most of the others
01:50 - 01:53Bagel Goo...
01:54 - 01:56Better
01:56 - 01:58It's just...
01:58 - 02:02Bagel Goose did it with his eyes closed is just like upload, upload
02:05 - 02:07Number 2
02:10 - 02:11Be pr...
02:11 - 02:13Be pr...
02:15 - 02:17Be proud of of your parse
02:17 - 02:20That is what he said, and he was crying in the corner
02:21 - 02:28He always quotes Spicy and he is always like "be proud of your parse"
02:29 - 02:30And Spicy?
02:30 - 02:32Spicy left us
02:36 - 02:39He saw this dumpster fire
02:40 - 02:42He is like I gotta get outta here
02:50 - 02:55And we got a replacement MCH that's not bad
02:56 - 02:58How was your parse?
02:58 - 03:04My parse was fine, did some Inner Release here and there
03:05 - 03:09Got something like 96 percentile with direct hit melds
03:09 - 03:11I didn't use pots
03:16 - 03:20You know what is the best part?
03:23 - 03:26Our parse didn't even show on the front page
03:31 - 03:36Wabbit was like we need a team name, something like "Use Your Eye"