| 00:00 - 00:05 | Wabbit one day told us "guys, hey let's do some parse runs" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Chop chop go, quick and easy |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We fought the shadow dog, we wiped alot |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We got some death here and there, but eventually we didn't wipe and cleared |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Guess what rank our SAM got? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Number 2 |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Number 2 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He got beat by someone named Bagel Goose |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Number 2 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You know what is the best part? He wasn't even fully geared. He was wearing those crappy 520 earrings. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We went with his sword and Midare |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Did couple of hits and didn't crit at all |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | That's not all |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | That's not all, our noob SAM... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Our noob SAM only has 0.01% less uptime |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We were using the uptime strat |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Number 2 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | It was a parse run for FSH |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He wasn't even the VIP |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Our friggen friggen ninja, friggen ninja, he was... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Getting damage downs |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Doing his trick attack, and assassinate |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No man, man it's good |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The parse is not that bad |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | better than most of the others |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Bagel Goo... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Better |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It's just... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Bagel Goose did it with his eyes closed is just like upload, upload |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Number 2 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Be pr... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Be pr... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Be proud of of your parse |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | That is what he said, and he was crying in the corner |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He always quotes Spicy and he is always like "be proud of your parse" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And Spicy? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Spicy left us |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He saw this dumpster fire |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He is like I gotta get outta here |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And we got a replacement MCH that's not bad |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How was your parse? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | My parse was fine, did some Inner Release here and there |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | Got something like 96 percentile with direct hit melds |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I didn't use pots |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | You know what is the best part? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Our parse didn't even show on the front page |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Wabbit was like we need a team name, something like "Use Your Eye" |
