| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I'm in a familiar contract with this wizard right, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | got this weird fixation on the gods. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Something about his family. Really angry. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The party's have traveled to the library of the Goddess of knowledge in the celestial plain. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The wizard tries to steal a few book from the forbidden section! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And he's immediately discovered! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Immediately discovered! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Oracle just sits there calling him out for being a thief! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Immediately discovered! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He goes like "Oh oh!" and begin putting back the books where he found them, |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | all the while arguing with the Goddess. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He argues that she's actually the thief! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He tells her... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | she's withholding the knowledge... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | from mankind! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | That she's robbing them of it! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | What an argument! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | In the end she ends up offering him... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | a place as her apprentice! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He would have access to all the knowledge of the universe, but he wouldn't be allowed to use it! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | What a dick move! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He would have to give up on his wife and child! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyway, he takes the book and open it. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Inside it there's a small bag with a deck of cards. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It's a Deck of Many Things |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He opens it up and pulls a card! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He pulls a fucking card! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It makes someone in the world to hate him! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Then angel guards storm the library shouting to the party to surrender! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The wizard's really confused. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | So then... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | So then he pulls another... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | So then he pulls another fucking card! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And of course it's another bad one! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | It made him lose a big chunk of his intelligence! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He lost intelligence as a wizard? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, as a fucking wizard! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Now he has only slightly above average intelligence! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He can't cast for shit now... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | and he has to choose which spells to keep prepared and which to remove. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What a fucking idiot. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | As if that wasn't idiotic enough he actually pulled another card at the same time... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | another bad one, of course, which fucked up all his reflexes. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Now he can't save for shit. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And then he... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | he started yelling for Oracle, like WTF? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | But she had gotten the fuck out of there, leaving his companions to deal with the consequences. |
