Olga's stand up show
Olga get a lot of material from Grigor's misadventures, which she uses in her fey stand up show


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00:00 - 00:05So I'm in a familiar contract with this wizard right,
00:05 - 00:07got this weird fixation on the gods.
00:07 - 00:10Something about his family. Really angry.
00:11 - 00:16The party's have traveled to the library of the Goddess of knowledge in the celestial plain.
00:17 - 00:21The wizard tries to steal a few book from the forbidden section!
00:21 - 00:24And he's immediately discovered!
00:29 - 00:31Immediately discovered!
00:31 - 00:34Oracle just sits there calling him out for being a thief!
00:38 - 00:40Immediately discovered!
00:41 - 00:47He goes like "Oh oh!" and begin putting back the books where he found them,
00:47 - 00:50all the while arguing with the Goddess.
00:50 - 00:56He argues that she's actually the thief!
00:58 - 00:59He tells her...
00:59 - 01:01she's withholding the knowledge...
01:04 - 01:06from mankind!
01:06 - 01:08That she's robbing them of it!
01:13 - 01:14What an argument!
01:14 - 01:16In the end she ends up offering him...
01:16 - 01:20a place as her apprentice!
01:21 - 01:27He would have access to all the knowledge of the universe, but he wouldn't be allowed to use it!
01:35 - 01:36What a dick move!
01:36 - 01:39He would have to give up on his wife and child!
01:41 - 01:44Anyway, he takes the book and open it.
01:44 - 01:47Inside it there's a small bag with a deck of cards.
01:47 - 01:49It's a Deck of Many Things
01:50 - 01:53He opens it up and pulls a card!
01:54 - 01:56He pulls a fucking card!
01:56 - 01:58It makes someone in the world to hate him!
01:58 - 02:02Then angel guards storm the library shouting to the party to surrender!
02:05 - 02:07The wizard's really confused.
02:10 - 02:11So then...
02:11 - 02:13So then he pulls another...
02:15 - 02:17So then he pulls another fucking card!
02:17 - 02:20And of course it's another bad one!
02:21 - 02:28It made him lose a big chunk of his intelligence!
02:29 - 02:30He lost intelligence as a wizard?
02:30 - 02:32Yes, as a fucking wizard!
02:36 - 02:39Now he has only slightly above average intelligence!
02:40 - 02:42He can't cast for shit now...
02:50 - 02:55and he has to choose which spells to keep prepared and which to remove.
02:56 - 02:58What a fucking idiot.
02:58 - 03:04As if that wasn't idiotic enough he actually pulled another card at the same time...
03:04 - 03:09another bad one, of course, which fucked up all his reflexes.
03:09 - 03:11Now he can't save for shit.
03:16 - 03:20And then he...
03:23 - 03:26he started yelling for Oracle, like WTF?
03:31 - 03:36But she had gotten the fuck out of there, leaving his companions to deal with the consequences.