| 00:00 - 00:03 | The examiners refuse to work |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They say enough is enough |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even the Berlin site |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They call EPOTIF "gambling" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they probably know where we've stashed all the money |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | COVID-19 will keep them stranded at home |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There's nothing they can do |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stoneheart |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "Production" has decreased |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even CNIPA is better than us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | My father fought for his people... only family members allowed here now... *burps* |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you Bergot was a bloody disaster! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Just like the rest of those idiots... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We need EUIPO talent, not INPI talent... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've already drained the whole place |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who else can we hire for blind loyalty? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Issue some more press releases about "diversity" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Along with those stupid press releases about buzzwords |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just make sure they add my photo to them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the whole EPO site is already full of your mugs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's all about me, idiot! I'm so awesome! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, only 3% of our staff trusts you... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's libel. I need to ask Mercer. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm all about social dialogue! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I met those sons of bitches one by one |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Told them about my dad |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And how things were going to change |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | While we pile up the cash in the bank |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now we might need to get a submarine to smuggle it somewhere else |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Benoît and I had it all figured out! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now the UPC is failing and we stuff the justice ministry with our Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we got Thierry Breton in the Commission |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That son of a bitch owes me a big one! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Benoît and Thierry go way back... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I told him... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Blackmail all member states to ratify the UPCA |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck their fucking constitutions! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe I can pay them with some of EPOTIF to look the other way |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The nations in eastern Europe are cheaper to bribe |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I have a Doyen in Croatia with a fake EQE certificate |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's talking about your boyfriend again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I'm not COVID-positive |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sometimes I wish I was to be honest... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For sympathy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In a press release |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go write a bunch of fluff about "4IR" and other crap regarding abstract patents |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Make sure it says EPO is world leader or something |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm just going to inject myself with something |
