00:00 - 00:03The examiners refuse to work
00:04 - 00:05They say enough is enough
00:05 - 00:07Even the Berlin site
00:08 - 00:12They call EPOTIF "gambling"
00:12 - 00:15And they probably know where we've stashed all the money
00:17 - 00:19COVID-19 will keep them stranded at home
00:19 - 00:21There's nothing they can do
00:24 - 00:26Mr. President
00:27 - 00:28Stoneheart
00:31 - 00:33"Production" has decreased
00:34 - 00:36Even CNIPA is better than us
00:53 - 00:58My father fought for his people... only family members allowed here now... *burps*
01:13 - 01:15I told you Bergot was a bloody disaster!
01:15 - 01:17Just like the rest of those idiots...
01:18 - 01:23We need EUIPO talent, not INPI talent...
01:25 - 01:28I've already drained the whole place
01:29 - 01:31Who else can we hire for blind loyalty?
01:31 - 01:34Issue some more press releases about "diversity"
01:34 - 01:37Along with those stupid press releases about buzzwords
01:37 - 01:40Just make sure they add my photo to them
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the whole EPO site is already full of your mugs
01:42 - 01:46It's all about me, idiot! I'm so awesome!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, only 3% of our staff trusts you...
01:48 - 01:52That's libel. I need to ask Mercer.
01:53 - 01:54I'm all about social dialogue!
01:56 - 01:57I met those sons of bitches one by one
01:57 - 02:00Told them about my dad
02:00 - 02:03And how things were going to change
02:04 - 02:08While we pile up the cash in the bank
02:08 - 02:13Now we might need to get a submarine to smuggle it somewhere else
02:14 - 02:16Benoît and I had it all figured out!
02:17 - 02:21Now the UPC is failing and we stuff the justice ministry with our Stalin
02:27 - 02:29At least we got Thierry Breton in the Commission
02:30 - 02:34That son of a bitch owes me a big one!
02:34 - 02:36Benoît and Thierry go way back...
02:41 - 02:42I told him...
02:43 - 02:47Blackmail all member states to ratify the UPCA
02:48 - 02:53Fuck their fucking constitutions!
02:54 - 02:56Maybe I can pay them with some of EPOTIF to look the other way
02:56 - 02:59The nations in eastern Europe are cheaper to bribe
03:00 - 03:02I have a Doyen in Croatia with a fake EQE certificate
03:04 - 03:07He's talking about your boyfriend again
03:14 - 03:16At least I'm not COVID-positive
03:19 - 03:23Sometimes I wish I was to be honest...
03:25 - 03:26For sympathy
03:31 - 03:33In a press release
03:40 - 03:46Go write a bunch of fluff about "4IR" and other crap regarding abstract patents
03:46 - 03:49Make sure it says EPO is world leader or something
03:53 - 03:56I'm just going to inject myself with something