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STOP RUNNING OR YOU'LL BE SHOT AT DAWN
Moulton Masters Walking Football club is 'running' out of control

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00:00 - 00:03Can I have everybody's attention please
00:04 - 00:05There's been some serious accusations of running
00:05 - 00:07at Moulton Masters
00:08 - 00:12I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer Phil but we've tried to stop it but they still do it
00:12 - 00:15It's happening all over the place. Here, here and here!
00:17 - 00:19Are you really sure?
00:19 - 00:21There a good bunch.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer Phil
00:27 - 00:28Jim
00:31 - 00:33Steve, Andy, John, Tony, Deano
00:34 - 00:36and that trouble maker Simon Elliott
00:53 - 00:58Everybody please leave the room now except the referees, Martin, Mark & Barrsy
01:13 - 01:15How many times have I told you!
01:15 - 01:17You have to stamp the running out!
01:18 - 01:23If you don't they will take the piss over and over again!
01:25 - 01:28I'm sick of it!
01:29 - 01:31Every bloody week!
01:31 - 01:34They just don't listen!
01:34 - 01:37Something has to be done about, maybe we should tie there lases together
01:37 - 01:40or even chop there legs off!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer Phil don't you think that's a bit harsh
01:42 - 01:46I don't care, I'll even supply the saw!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer PhiI I think your over reacting
01:48 - 01:52Don't tell me I'm over reacting this has got to stop!
01:53 - 01:54It drives me loopy!
01:56 - 01:57They think they're still teenagers!
01:57 - 02:00Well there not. I can tell you that for nothing!
02:00 - 02:03They're all past it like the rest of us!
02:04 - 02:08On top of that they're always in the ref's ear
02:08 - 02:13Tackling from the side and behind and elbowing the opposition
02:14 - 02:16I can't take it anymore!
02:17 - 02:21And you lot don't do anything about it, not one red card yet!
02:27 - 02:29And don't get me started on late dropouts
02:30 - 02:34Every week I ask for plenty of notice
02:34 - 02:36but does anyone listen? No!
02:41 - 02:42It's not difficult
02:43 - 02:47Does anybody read my emails, it's not as if there too long is it.
02:48 - 02:53I work so hard on them, colour coded and everything
02:54 - 02:56Can't they see, they're works of art
02:56 - 02:59I should be spending time on my real passion.....
03:00 - 03:02Flower pressing
03:04 - 03:07I know, they wouldn't have these problems if a woman reffed
03:14 - 03:16And they never listen at the commitee meetings either
03:19 - 03:23"Momentum rule? I've never heard of that" he said
03:25 - 03:26And they were taking notes
03:31 - 03:33No name needed, he knows who he is!
03:40 - 03:46And how many times have I said message me privately if you can't make it
03:46 - 03:49But do they? No, instead they fill our WhatsApp group!
03:53 - 03:56Pass me the cyanide pill. I'm done!