| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's the latest news on COVID, Your Highness |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It started here in China |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And slowly spread to nearby countries |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Given how rapid the virus spreads |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Reports project a majority of China will be affected |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So only surrounding countries need to worry? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There's no way it can affect us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your Highness |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We believe.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We believe this will lead to a global pandemic |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jamatkhanas will need to close immediately |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Except Ali, Iqbal, Husain and Malik |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What did I hire you guys for? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To tell me we have to shut down Jamatkhanas? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We will not close the doors to Jamatkhanas all over the world! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How do you expect me to earn money? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You worthless idiots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yeah, let's close all Jamatkhanas! What a joke! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How will these fools be able to hand me their money? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Laundering the money through AKF takes 3 months alone |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your Highness, please. This is the only option |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Only option? That's completely unacceptable! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your Highness, but the people's health... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a shit about their health? Fuck them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just want their money! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's the whole point of this scam. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How do you think I paid for the chateau in Switzerland? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or that damn divorce settlement with my bitchy ex-wife? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These morons believe I'm a direct descendant of Mohammed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Dasond and Dua money alone are my bread and butter |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is that so hard to understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just paid the down payment for the 400 ft yacht |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's bigger than that asshole Bezos' yacht |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There's no way I'm letting this happen to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They think I'm God's messenger |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And all these fucking humanitarian efforts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Only exist for the public image and to keep the money rolling |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I haven't worked a day in my life and don't plan on changing that now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have you seen jet fuel prices recently? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know how much it cost to maintain those fucking horses? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or how much the new Portugal estate costs? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | C'mon, let's go say Dua |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've kept the ruse going this long |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't go back to being driven around in a BMW |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Embarrassing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There has to be another option |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe when all of this is over I can do one of those stupid fucking Didars |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least that will make up for some of the money lost |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking bat eaters... |
