| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we're going to build flats here, here and here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | in the southern Tory areas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From the M25 to Norbury |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | wall to wall fugly cheap rabbit hutches |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all built by Brick by Brick naturally |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Negreedy is resigning so |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll blame her if it all goes tits up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Er, Tony |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jo... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jo's not going quietly like we all hoped |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She wants more to keep schtum |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right everyone fuck off but Collins, Hall, Scott and Fraser |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SHE WANTS MORE MONEY? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you lot to fix her good and proper |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're telling me she wants money to keep quiet about the fuckups |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh Jesus H Christ |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm fucking doomed now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Westfield's pulled out FFS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fiveways is cancelled, Fairfield is closed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking covid has sunk the property market |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Come on Tony you can't blame us for the virus |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes I can you useless overpaid arsehole |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tony, a bad workman blames his tools |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only tools around here are you useless scumbags |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You've fucked it all up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We could have had it all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Labour voters in the Tory wards |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Sticking it right up the suburban snobs who hate me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now that we're on the verge of going bust |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | she's buggering off leaving me to look like a stupid inept prick |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I must have been mad to have hired her |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking Lacey and his flats that look they're built by the Stasi |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm the victim here |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | People resent that I - all alone - have achieved |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | despite being talentless |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well fuck 'em |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I do my best to build a new Croydon and this is all I get in return |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Nothing but a kick in my fat hairy bollocks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Bricks by fucking Pricks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A shower of thick useless bastards |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They should be buried in their own foundations |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Alison. You're the new Leader |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I know how Mike Fisher felt |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least he gave himself a fat pay rise before pissing off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Any weed? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is up boys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I coulda been a contender I coulda been somebody I could had class |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | instead of being a sad loser |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's time for me to go |
