| 00:00 - 00:03 | The member survey results are in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s… not what we hoped for. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A majority are furious. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Furious about the buggy, the food, the closures… |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | …and the pool table, apparently. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sir? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They also mentioned the thefts. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | From the car park. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Multiple times. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They want action. Not signs. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And definitely not silence. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except staff and executive board… leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NOW. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They DARE to question me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After I saved this club from modernisation? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We gave them a buggy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A buggy with crisps! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And charged them an extra 25% |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they’re still not happy? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I told you we didn’t need feedback! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Just early closing and laminated notices! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tee times were the future! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But no—THEY want to “turn up and play.” |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is anarchy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are NOT a leisure club! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are ORDER! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | STRUCTURE! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now they want pies and soup? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Actual hot food!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We gave them a pool table, Paula! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A POOL TABLE! In the dining room! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It blocks the kitchen! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No one even plays! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It’s just a monument to our failure! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You said it would “create a vibe!” |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The only vibe is quiet resentment. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can’t they just drink instant coffee and be grateful? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the clubhouse hours… |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I locked it at 6:30 on purpose! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To teach them respect! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Let them change their shoes in the car park! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They deserve it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One of them even brought his own milk. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | These people are out of control. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They call it “grassroots action.” |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They’re more popular than us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All I ever wanted was tee times and silence. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But they want warmth, service, and pie. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should’ve taken that job at Mill Hill. |
