| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Forumer, Dogs is Dead. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | IP's dropping off here, here...and here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and even in Thrapston! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can't even keep the Oddball on the ball |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or his Mam....that's her caravan there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is she the one with big er big.....er |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...er clunge? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Forumer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I believe Budgie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Budgie called it, a Fear of the Clunge |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Fat Fucker from Fife is AWOL too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but the mods you cunts and arseholes. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm sick to death of you fucking lot! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You pathetic solipsiptic fap wanks! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Surround yourself with women and you're lost! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Nag, nag, nag! Banning every cunt left right and centre! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Six hour bans for offending your pot plants! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You're like the fucking SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've nurtured Dogs like a lost knacker! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And all you do is kick the other one! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Forumer, your word is our command! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck off, Hobbit! Haven't you got any Leggo cock to suck? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Forumer...it's only ever your cock... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ah, you say that to all the men! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fickle to the end! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I should've sussed you out... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...when I read the whispers... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Leaking like Chernobyl, my arse! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At least Holly only used a fake photo |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you've alienated just about every member we have |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you want me to gnash my falsies to stubs? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You've had every chance, and still you behave like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My piles are aching along with my heart |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now, Hobbit...this must end. I can't take anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This place is a laughing stock. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And guess what? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That twatish Lemon Woman is getting topside along with that curtain wearing bint, Syl |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I can only imagine what Edna is thinking! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can see it now, can't you? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The fat oirish one digging out her screengrabs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She'll have them, you know! And that NAA! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Xtras. You're not even a mod! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just close this place. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If JO won't even post here what's the point? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's hopeless. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel so alone! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Any chance of a hand job, Hobbit..for old time's sake? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No? Oh, well. Perhaps Xtras. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I have a bigger winkie than Dave Bacon |
