00:00 - 00:03We have just engaged a pirate fleet
00:04 - 00:05We are outside of Baracoa,
00:05 - 00:07And a Swedish fleet arrived quickly
00:08 - 00:12 We took half our throwaways and waited for the swedes and engaged on arrival
00:12 - 00:15and lost the entire fucking fleet in about two minutes right here
00:17 - 00:19We'll send reenforcements
00:19 - 00:21from our prepped port battle fleet in SDC
00:24 - 00:26Our port battle....
00:27 - 00:28fleet
00:31 - 00:33The fleet was made out of throwaway ships
00:34 - 00:36so we could get experience
00:53 - 00:58All members leave, I need to speak to officers Eagle, Beowolf, Archi and Dahvos
01:13 - 01:15THIS IS WAR!
01:15 - 01:17THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING WAR!
01:18 - 01:23THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A THROWAWAY SHIP!
01:25 - 01:28MY WIFE HASN'T SEEN ME FOR TWO WEEKS
01:29 - 01:31I TOLD HER I WAS TELEWORKING!
01:31 - 01:34YOU FUCKERS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY
01:34 - 01:37OF THE SITUATION, NOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND STRATEGY!
01:37 - 01:40I'M SURROUNDED BY AMATEUR DLC CRAFTING SHITHEADS!
01:40 - 01:42We were just trying to gain experience
01:42 - 01:46fighting the best the Swedes have to make a statement
01:46 - 01:48We weren't trying to win the battle
01:48 - 01:52I care about your end-state as much as this fucking pencil
01:53 - 01:54WE'RE HERE TO WIN
01:56 - 01:57EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S ABOUT
01:57 - 02:00WHERE CAN WE LOSE OUR SHIPS AND WHO CAN GET XP
02:00 - 02:03YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IMMERSED IN 500 YEARS OF PRUSSIAN STRATEGY!
02:04 - 02:08MY EX-WIFE KNOWS MORE ABOUT HOW TO SAIL AGAINST A CRAFTED FLEET THAN
02:08 - 02:13THAN ALL OF THE FORMER GA MEMBERS REUNITED AND ONLINE LIKE SOME FUCKING MIRACLE!!!
02:14 - 02:16I WISH I WAS STILL PLAYING EVE ONLINE
02:17 - 02:21AT LEAST I COULD WORK WITH PEOPLE WHO PLAYED 7 DAYS A WEEK 24/7!!!
02:27 - 02:29I WAS TOLD TO JUST BUILD AN ACADEMY
02:30 - 02:34and I could be important, and make some rum and reps.
02:34 - 02:36Become a clan leader someday.
02:41 - 02:42Call out my own port battles
02:43 - 02:47But if I fight one more battle with you amateurs I'm going to rage quit the game!
02:48 - 02:53You fuckers just want to sail around in boats and have "fun"
02:54 - 02:56I can't even get 100 rum to SDC
02:56 - 02:59Without some swede sinking my boat full of rum
03:00 - 03:02IT TAKES ME 8 MONTHS TO BUILD A LYNX, A SMALL BOAT
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Anna, the man still has a job at least...
03:14 - 03:16I thought GA would be the game's #1 clan
03:19 - 03:23I'm going to go make my own clan of superheroes
03:25 - 03:26I'm out
03:31 - 03:33My shipyard, is out
03:40 - 03:46Maybe you can all fight the swedes and pirates without my massive deposits of iron and oak
03:46 - 03:49You're gonna need all the luck you can get
03:53 - 03:56Can I have some guns...?