| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have just engaged a pirate fleet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are outside of Baracoa, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And a Swedish fleet arrived quickly |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We took half our throwaways and waited for the swedes and engaged on arrival |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and lost the entire fucking fleet in about two minutes right here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll send reenforcements |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | from our prepped port battle fleet in SDC |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Our port battle.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | fleet |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The fleet was made out of throwaway ships |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so we could get experience |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All members leave, I need to speak to officers Eagle, Beowolf, Archi and Dahvos |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS WAR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING WAR! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A THROWAWAY SHIP! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MY WIFE HASN'T SEEN ME FOR TWO WEEKS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I TOLD HER I WAS TELEWORKING! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU FUCKERS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | OF THE SITUATION, NOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND STRATEGY! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'M SURROUNDED BY AMATEUR DLC CRAFTING SHITHEADS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We were just trying to gain experience |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fighting the best the Swedes have to make a statement |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We weren't trying to win the battle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I care about your end-state as much as this fucking pencil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE HERE TO WIN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S ABOUT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHERE CAN WE LOSE OUR SHIPS AND WHO CAN GET XP |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IMMERSED IN 500 YEARS OF PRUSSIAN STRATEGY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | MY EX-WIFE KNOWS MORE ABOUT HOW TO SAIL AGAINST A CRAFTED FLEET THAN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAN ALL OF THE FORMER GA MEMBERS REUNITED AND ONLINE LIKE SOME FUCKING MIRACLE!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WISH I WAS STILL PLAYING EVE ONLINE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AT LEAST I COULD WORK WITH PEOPLE WHO PLAYED 7 DAYS A WEEK 24/7!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I WAS TOLD TO JUST BUILD AN ACADEMY |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and I could be important, and make some rum and reps. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Become a clan leader someday. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Call out my own port battles |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But if I fight one more battle with you amateurs I'm going to rage quit the game! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You fuckers just want to sail around in boats and have "fun" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't even get 100 rum to SDC |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Without some swede sinking my boat full of rum |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IT TAKES ME 8 MONTHS TO BUILD A LYNX, A SMALL BOAT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, the man still has a job at least... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought GA would be the game's #1 clan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to go make my own clan of superheroes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My shipyard, is out |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe you can all fight the swedes and pirates without my massive deposits of iron and oak |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You're gonna need all the luck you can get |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Can I have some guns...? |
