| 00:00 - 00:05 | I'm sitting reading The Guardian, Ruth comes in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I say "Ruth! We did it! Marriage equality! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Huge step forward! Well done! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But now what do we do? What's next?" She says... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Now, we help straight men." |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Straight men! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Straight men! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We tell everyone that straight men can be lesbians! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Straight men! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We've just achieved complete acceptance for gay people |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | all that good will, let's piss it away |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | by pretending that lesbians can have a penis! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Confuse the shit out of everyone! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Makes no sense whatsoever! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I couldn't believe my ears! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | What a way to earn our salaries! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Straight men! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "Stonewall needs to liberate them!" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "It's their turn!" she says! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We'll tell the public, we'll tell them that straight men are the most oppressed minority on earth! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | She explains, what we'll do... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | ...we'll expand the definition of trans... |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | ...so it can mean literally anything now, right? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Like, did you see that Twitch moderator |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | who identifies... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | ...who identifies as a deer? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | A deer! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We've put him in the same category as India Willoughby! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Anyone complains? Gives us shit? We'll call them bigots, fuck em |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Straight men! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The biggest... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...the biggest.. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | ...the biggest opressors of women ever, we give them a re-brand |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ...as these sort of magical innocent angels on earth! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | People are more worried about them than they are about polar bears! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | People fall for this? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They fall for it, yeah! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We're fucking raking it in! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Seminars, training sessions... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | ...explaining 'gender identity' to cops and council workers. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How much do you charge for the training? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Depends on whether we're charging the government |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | or a corporation. If they look like they can afford it, we'll talk to them for a week! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Lots of difficult concepts to explain. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Like male lesbians. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Can you believe they put her in the House of Lords? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Fuck knows what's next! |
