00:00 - 00:05I'm sitting reading The Guardian, Ruth comes in
00:05 - 00:07I say "Ruth! We did it! Marriage equality!
00:07 - 00:10Huge step forward! Well done!
00:11 - 00:16But now what do we do? What's next?" She says...
00:17 - 00:21"Now, we help straight men."
00:21 - 00:24Straight men!
00:29 - 00:31Straight men!
00:31 - 00:34We tell everyone that straight men can be lesbians!
00:38 - 00:40Straight men!
00:41 - 00:47We've just achieved complete acceptance for gay people
00:47 - 00:50all that good will, let's piss it away
00:50 - 00:56by pretending that lesbians can have a penis!
00:58 - 00:59Confuse the shit out of everyone!
00:59 - 01:01Makes no sense whatsoever!
01:04 - 01:06I couldn't believe my ears!
01:06 - 01:08What a way to earn our salaries!
01:13 - 01:14Straight men!
01:14 - 01:16"Stonewall needs to liberate them!"
01:16 - 01:20"It's their turn!" she says!
01:21 - 01:27We'll tell the public, we'll tell them that straight men are the most oppressed minority on earth!
01:35 - 01:36She explains, what we'll do...
01:36 - 01:39...we'll expand the definition of trans...
01:41 - 01:44...so it can mean literally anything now, right?
01:44 - 01:47Like, did you see that Twitch moderator
01:47 - 01:49who identifies...
01:50 - 01:53...who identifies as a deer?
01:54 - 01:56A deer!
01:56 - 01:58We've put him in the same category as India Willoughby!
01:58 - 02:02Anyone complains? Gives us shit? We'll call them bigots, fuck em
02:05 - 02:07Straight men!
02:10 - 02:11The biggest...
02:11 - 02:13...the biggest..
02:15 - 02:17...the biggest opressors of women ever, we give them a re-brand
02:17 - 02:20...as these sort of magical innocent angels on earth!
02:21 - 02:28People are more worried about them than they are about polar bears!
02:29 - 02:30People fall for this?
02:30 - 02:32They fall for it, yeah!
02:36 - 02:39We're fucking raking it in!
02:40 - 02:42Seminars, training sessions...
02:50 - 02:55...explaining 'gender identity' to cops and council workers.
02:56 - 02:58How much do you charge for the training?
02:58 - 03:04Depends on whether we're charging the government
03:04 - 03:09or a corporation. If they look like they can afford it, we'll talk to them for a week!
03:09 - 03:11Lots of difficult concepts to explain.
03:16 - 03:20Like male lesbians.
03:23 - 03:26Can you believe they put her in the House of Lords?
03:31 - 03:36Fuck knows what's next!