| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, these 3 Queensland Reds players... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...they decide, hey, |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We don't want to play for the Reds anymore... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We think we can get better contracts elsewhere. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They don't even realise the whole world just went bankrupt. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | One of them even reckons he want to join the NSFW Waratahs. |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | The other 2 think they'll get a gig overseas... |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | ...after the virus clears up. |
| 00:51 - 00:52 | ....as a professional rugby player. |
| 00:52 - 00:56 | Like the deadly virus is just a passing rain shower or some shit |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Their agent is all like, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "okay you big dumbos, |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | just sit at home and drink beer..." |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "I'll find you drongos some mega-million dollar contracts." |
| 01:06 - 01:07 | "Just leave it to me." |
| 01:07 - 01:08 | "I know rugby." |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | "Team sports like rugby, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "they just love tone-deaf selfish mercenaries" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "It's a big part of rugby culture." |
| 01:22 - 01:27 | Fuck the guy next to me, where do I sign |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Oh, fuck me. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | For fucks sake... |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, seriously though...they have to provide... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | for their families... |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Yeah, sure... |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | All 3 will be driving goddamn taxis by this time next year. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Rodda, Lucas and who? |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | Bugger me. |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | Sucking cocks down by the docks. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Gargling... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Gargling... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Gargling nuts up their butts. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I've already forgotten |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | their fucking names! |
| 02:21 - 02:25 | Everybody else in Aussie rugby... |
| 02:25 - 02:29 | takes a pay cut.... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | ...except for... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | fucking Messi.... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ...goddamn Ronaldo... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | ...and Captain Puttybrain over there... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Real Madrid don't even play rugby. |
| 02:58 - 03:02 | Rugby is bankrupt. |
| 03:02 - 03:05 | There's more money in donkey felching... |
| 03:06 - 03:11 | than in goddamn rugby. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Rodman, Lucozade and Buttburger. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I'm forgetting their names fast! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Roswell, Lesbos and Morgan Stanley? |
