| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, your beloved Auckland Blues... |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | ...they molested the table-topping Stormers in round 5 at Newlands |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | Even Ofa almost got laid that night in Cape Town. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | From there, the Blues returned home |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to crush the Canes and the Lions on successive weekends. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, I've already got my tickets for the playoffs. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And for the final at Eden Park. |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:28 - 00:31 | the rugby season... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Mein Fuhrer, due to Covid 19... |
| 00:35 - 00:38 | ...the 2020 Super Rugby season has been cancelled. |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | All closeted fans of Canterbury rugby, please report to Belsen immediately and bake each others cocks. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Years and years of crippling ineptitude... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | then and the braindead Blues cunts FINALLY get it right |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and now some bat dick-gargling coolie derails the whole fucking thing? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Forget the fucking Jews, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want every Chinaman's cock on a fucking kebab stick by fucking sundown. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Send EVERY motherfucking Messerschmitt we have... |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | ...on a top-dressing run to buzz Wuhan with ALL of the fucking Zyklon B IMMEDIATELY. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Zyklon B no longer grows on trees... |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Fuck the trees, this is really fucking important to me Hans. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, trees are the portal through which the planet breathes... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the trees! And forget about the Jews! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Give each of those Jew cunts their own fucken bank for all I care. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I no longer give a shit about the Jew. |
| 01:57 - 02:02 | I want every fucking chinaman bashed to death in the skull with a fucking pangolin's rock-hard little stiffy. |
| 02:02 - 02:05 | Then reincarnate the buddhist bat fucks and fucking kill them again. |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | Fuck me, all those years getting up at 3 am... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...to watch that KUNT Kirwan preside over yet another dribble-dicked loss. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And before him, that fuckshit spermtard Nucifora. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All those years of Tasesa Lavea taking wrong option after wrong option... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...another grubber dribbles into touch... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All those easy 3's turned down so we can kick for the corner... |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | ...and then inevitably some rubella-faced klutz from Mangere rogers up the fucking lineout.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now, with the Blues Re-Coronation in sight, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...and the Cantabs staffed by their tenured spoilt cotton-dicked fucks... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...who laid down like spineless puddings in the World Cup semi versus England last year... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Scott fucking Barrett... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | fuck me, you may as well have had Mark Cooksley's mum out there... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where the FUCK was Sam Cane, Hansen you corpulent fuck? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, fat guts Fozzie will fix everything. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And JUST when the Blues were ready to resume their rightful mantle... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | some oriental express fuck... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...dines out on bat dick... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | fuck my life... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I do wonder how bat cock tastes though.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...they might go well with the Belsen cock cakes... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...that I'll be dining on later tonight. |
