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Hitler Reacts to Roy-Tho
Hitler is very worried about COVID-19 at Roy-Tho after WHO announced a pandemic

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00:00 - 00:03they went ahead with the annual Roy-Tho
00:04 - 00:05its being played at SSC
00:05 - 00:07in the middle of Colombo, about here
00:08 - 00:12even after WHO announced COVID as a pandemic
00:12 - 00:15SSC is a human buffet for the virus as we speak
00:17 - 00:19not an issue, right?
00:19 - 00:21unless someone infected attends?
00:24 - 00:26my führer...
00:27 - 00:28there....
00:31 - 00:33there was a COVID carrier & he shared with the
00:34 - 00:36others while bromancing
00:53 - 00:58listen carefully, if you're stupid, selfish, arrogant, step out
01:13 - 01:15them & their fucking 141 YEARS!!
01:15 - 01:17uninterrupted sodding tradition of 141 YEARS!!
01:18 - 01:23there's no cure for royal stupidity and perpetua-l arrogance
01:25 - 01:28learn or depart, my foot
01:29 - 01:31they've learnt jack all
01:31 - 01:34they want to meet & compare their inheritance...
01:34 - 01:37trophy wives, cars, dogs & brag about who slept
01:37 - 01:40with their housemaid behind their wives back
01:40 - 01:42my führer, it's their "look at me" event
01:42 - 01:46they can go in front of their mirror and look at their ugly smug faces
01:46 - 01:48my führer, they're very rich & powerful
01:48 - 01:52and it's gone into their fucking heads & lost common sense
01:53 - 01:54stupid tradition
01:56 - 01:57as if any of them went and fought
01:57 - 02:00in the world war to protect the country
02:00 - 02:03all they know is how to rob the country
02:04 - 02:08all the money from the Central Bank is in there
02:08 - 02:13and now they want to give the country COVID in return and rob more from us
02:14 - 02:16how many side chicks do they need to maintain
02:17 - 02:21and as if they've at least produced a good enough national cricket to carry the water
02:27 - 02:29I was looking forward to Avurudu
02:30 - 02:34all the kavum and I win the Avurudu kumaraya every year
02:34 - 02:36now this year I can't win it
02:41 - 02:42I promised Anula
02:43 - 02:47we'll win the 3-legged race this year and we can go together
02:48 - 02:53to the Mount Lavinia beach & we'll have a fresh thora for dinner
02:54 - 02:56now I can't even step out of my house
02:56 - 02:59even if I do I have to wear a mask and stand 1meter away
03:00 - 03:02how can I make love to her from 1meter?
03:04 - 03:07It's OK Anula, you can go next Avurudu
03:14 - 03:16let's leave them all in there
03:19 - 03:23give them unlimited booze and shut them in
03:25 - 03:26this is it
03:31 - 03:33we're finished
03:40 - 03:46finally they have right royal-ly screwed us for good this time
03:46 - 03:49let's all self-isolate now and
03:53 - 03:56Learn or Depart