| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see on the map... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is the Welch Hospital. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the middle of nowhere. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No one wants to be treated there. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is in the armpit of West Virginia. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Justice will explain this... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he is addressing the state at 7:00. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...bad news. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He rambled but said nothing of importance. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He sounded like a fool. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you need to buy toilet paper, canned food or baby wipes you may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That is the $64 question! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 90% of 84% of the population of New York |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | is more than 10% of California! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Thats the math! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All the kings horses and all the kings men... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | will not stop the Tsunamis or lines at Dollar General |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tsunamis? West Virginia Tsunamis? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have over a dozen people with the virus. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I wanted to watch the girls state basketball tournament this year. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, it was cancelled. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know it was cancelled! I have Facebook! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I have Snapchat. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Schools closed. Malls are open. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tudors is open but I cant go to my barber! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It makes no damn sense at all. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There was no important information at all. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No one knew what he was saying and the sign language lady looked confused! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He has half the state worried about a Tsunami |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and the other half thinking we are in New York |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who put this guy in charge? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What happened to honest men like Arch Moore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or loyal, family men like Bob Wise? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I pray to God... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If we make it through this media fueled pandemic alive |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will put all my support behind a totally honest man |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Like that Don Blankenship fella. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least that idiot didnt tell people to go trout fishing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or go order some Bob Evans. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry. Bob Evans is still open. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He has made our state look stupid. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This isnt the first time and wont be the last. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How could it get worse? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He is an idiot. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should all just sit at home and avoid crowds. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lets drink beer and watch Netflix. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cue Country Roads... |
