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Hitler and Governor Justice’s Speech
Hitler learns about Governor Justice’s statewide address about the coronavirus

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00:00 - 00:03As you can see on the map...
00:04 - 00:05This is the Welch Hospital.
00:05 - 00:07In the middle of nowhere.
00:08 - 00:12No one wants to be treated there.
00:12 - 00:15It is in the armpit of West Virginia.
00:17 - 00:19Justice will explain this...
00:19 - 00:21he is addressing the state at 7:00.
00:24 - 00:26My leader...
00:27 - 00:28...bad news.
00:31 - 00:33He rambled but said nothing of importance.
00:34 - 00:36He sounded like a fool.
00:53 - 00:58If you need to buy toilet paper, canned food or baby wipes you may leave.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell was he thinking?
01:15 - 01:17That is the $64 question!
01:18 - 01:2390% of 84% of the population of New York
01:25 - 01:28is more than 10% of California!
01:29 - 01:31That’s the math!
01:31 - 01:34All the kings horses and all the kings men...
01:34 - 01:37will not stop the Tsunami’s or lines at Dollar General
01:37 - 01:40Tsunamis? West Virginia Tsunamis?
01:40 - 01:42We have over a dozen people with the virus.
01:42 - 01:46I wanted to watch the girls state basketball tournament this year.
01:46 - 01:48My leader, it was cancelled.
01:48 - 01:52I know it was cancelled! I have Facebook!
01:53 - 01:54And I have Snapchat.
01:56 - 01:57Schools closed. Malls are open.
01:57 - 02:00Tudors is open but I can’t go to my barber!
02:00 - 02:03It makes no damn sense at all.
02:04 - 02:08There was no important information at all.
02:08 - 02:13No one knew what he was saying and the sign language lady looked confused!
02:14 - 02:16He has half the state worried about a Tsunami
02:17 - 02:21and the other half thinking we are in New York
02:27 - 02:29Who put this guy in charge?
02:30 - 02:34What happened to honest men like Arch Moore
02:34 - 02:36or loyal, family men like Bob Wise?
02:41 - 02:42I pray to God...
02:43 - 02:47If we make it through this media fueled pandemic alive
02:48 - 02:53I will put all my support behind a totally honest man
02:54 - 02:56Like that Don Blankenship fella.
02:56 - 02:59At least that idiot didn’t tell people to go trout fishing
03:00 - 03:02or go order some Bob Evans.
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry. Bob Evans is still open.
03:14 - 03:16He has made our state look stupid.
03:19 - 03:23This isn’t the first time and won’t be the last.
03:25 - 03:26How could it get worse?
03:31 - 03:33He is an idiot.
03:40 - 03:46We should all just sit at home and avoid crowds.
03:46 - 03:49Let’s drink beer and watch Netflix.
03:53 - 03:56Cue Country Roads...