| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our stock price has continued to fall this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Singapore from the South |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Edo is nowhere to be found |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | McCrum has missapropriated all of our sales data from the kiddy porn in the West |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And our Middle Eastern operations are probably illegal |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get Jones Day to sue everyone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Like we did with Perring. Should fix it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The stock price... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The stock price is falling because of Coronavirus |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jones Day say they cannot sue the virus |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Von Knoop, Marsalek & Matthias |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have not survived this onslaught from the FT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | just to be wiped out by a disease named after a light beer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How dare Bafin keep markets open! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our shares are getting pummelled! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We need to put out a press release right now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Inform the markets that Wirecard labs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | are close to finding a cure |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer I floated this past Jones Day |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So why isn't the press release out?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, because we don't have any labs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | God they're such precious little pricks |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking lawyers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The FT think we're the bad guys |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But never write about the $3k per hour Jones Day crime |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | For reading fucking emails |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We should get another fucking law firm |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To sue Jones Day, for not even getting us that bald cunt, Perring |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why the fuck did we start that fight... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Always on twitter. Always killing my vibe |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even hired Rami El Obeidi |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Idiot just put some stupid fucking cameras in his yard |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Oh my fuck |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's wrong with black turtlenecks? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I do not look like a 'Bond Villain' |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's all that bitch from Theranos' fault |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can't be a leader of a tech business |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and have a sense of fashion and big eyes anymore |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You have to dress like that Neumann motherfucker |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we're too big to fail. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wirecard will have to move to a We Work office |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Probably get arrested in the fucking UK |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Eating beans in prison |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With brown sauce |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone sent me a box of toothpaste, because apparently they stick photos of hot chicks with it on your back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | before they fuck you in the ass. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm practicing right now |
