Buying seed corn
57,280 views • 9/27/2018
Hitlers generals try to buy seed corn in 2018 but get caught up in the free stuff
00:00 - 00:03 | Sir with the yield reports for the harvest season coming in strong... |
00:04 - 00:05 | You can see the seed we already purchased for next year |
00:05 - 00:07 | here on this map |
00:08 - 00:12 | You can see these fields we want to run the Pioneer that has the 1197 |
00:12 - 00:15 | and in these field we want to run a few numbers of Dekalb |
00:17 - 00:19 | And what kind of... |
00:19 - 00:21 | kind of seed discount will Dekalb get us |
00:24 - 00:26 | With volume... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Twenty... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Twenty five percent off list. Full traits and a free hat |
00:34 - 00:36 | and they want an extra $20 for seed treatment |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here for the free hat, you are free to leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | Thats why I explained! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You cannot get caught up in the free hat discount! |
01:18 - 01:23 | They have more room to move in our advantage |
01:25 - 01:28 | Last year they give us 30% off |
01:29 - 01:31 | yet this year the grain markets are down 12% |
01:31 - 01:34 | Why would we pay them more |
01:34 - 01:37 | When we can go over to Agrigold and get 35% off |
01:37 - 01:40 | and no extra seed treatment cost to bloat our cost of production |
01:40 - 01:42 | But the discounts seemed really good and the sales lady was super pretty |
01:42 - 01:46 | Idiot! we are talking money here not your girly friend |
01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, she kept talking about big yields... |
01:48 - 01:52 | You dont know the first thing about BIG yields |
01:53 - 01:54 | Smoke and mirrors! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The big yields do nothing to help our board price |
01:57 - 02:00 | and fertilizer removal rates are getting out of hand |
02:00 - 02:03 | extra hauling costs and more bins |
02:04 - 02:08 | next they slap some tariffs on this shit |
02:08 - 02:13 | and our grain isn't worth the spring insurance guarantees |
02:14 - 02:16 | to the point we are better off with a zero claim |
02:17 - 02:21 | so forget about your high yields and focus on getting the best discount |
02:27 - 02:29 | sometimes I wonder about yield |
02:30 - 02:34 | I like to brag to the guys... about my amazing yields |
02:34 - 02:36 | and my low cost of production |
02:41 - 02:42 | but the price |
02:43 - 02:47 | how am I to pour on the nitrogen if my budget is used up on seed |
02:48 - 02:53 | you guys negotiate worse than a bunch of children |
02:54 - 02:56 | But you give up your negotiations for the promises |
02:56 - 02:59 | Just so you can get your free hats |
03:00 - 03:02 | And you think it will impress me but it won't |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, you will get your free hat too |
03:14 - 03:16 | Sometimes I wonder why I even farm |
03:19 - 03:23 | buy everything at retail... |
03:25 - 03:26 | sell wholesale |
03:31 - 03:33 | pay freight... both ways |
03:40 - 03:46 | but we are doing our patriotic duty in growing as big a crop as we can |
03:46 - 03:49 | in order to feed the world |
03:53 - 03:56 | Get me two hats... |
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