Buying seed corn

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Hitlers generals try to buy seed corn in 2018 but get caught up in the free stuff

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00:00 - 00:03Sir with the yield reports for the harvest season coming in strong...
00:04 - 00:05You can see the seed we already purchased for next year
00:05 - 00:07here on this map
00:08 - 00:12You can see these fields we want to run the Pioneer that has the 1197
00:12 - 00:15and in these field we want to run a few numbers of Dekalb
00:17 - 00:19And what kind of...
00:19 - 00:21kind of seed discount will Dekalb get us
00:24 - 00:26With volume...
00:27 - 00:28Twenty...
00:31 - 00:33Twenty five percent off list. Full traits and a free hat
00:34 - 00:36and they want an extra $20 for seed treatment
00:53 - 00:58Everyone here for the free hat, you are free to leave
01:13 - 01:15Thats why I explained!
01:15 - 01:17You cannot get caught up in the free hat discount!
01:18 - 01:23They have more room to move in our advantage
01:25 - 01:28Last year they give us 30% off
01:29 - 01:31yet this year the grain markets are down 12%
01:31 - 01:34Why would we pay them more
01:34 - 01:37When we can go over to Agrigold and get 35% off
01:37 - 01:40and no extra seed treatment cost to bloat our cost of production
01:40 - 01:42But the discounts seemed really good and the sales lady was super pretty
01:42 - 01:46Idiot! we are talking money here not your girly friend
01:46 - 01:48But sir, she kept talking about big yields...
01:48 - 01:52You dont know the first thing about BIG yields
01:53 - 01:54Smoke and mirrors!
01:56 - 01:57The big yields do nothing to help our board price
01:57 - 02:00and fertilizer removal rates are getting out of hand
02:00 - 02:03extra hauling costs and more bins
02:04 - 02:08next they slap some tariffs on this shit
02:08 - 02:13and our grain isn't worth the spring insurance guarantees
02:14 - 02:16to the point we are better off with a zero claim
02:17 - 02:21so forget about your high yields and focus on getting the best discount
02:27 - 02:29sometimes I wonder about yield
02:30 - 02:34I like to brag to the guys... about my amazing yields
02:34 - 02:36and my low cost of production
02:41 - 02:42but the price
02:43 - 02:47how am I to pour on the nitrogen if my budget is used up on seed
02:48 - 02:53you guys negotiate worse than a bunch of children
02:54 - 02:56But you give up your negotiations for the promises
02:56 - 02:59Just so you can get your free hats
03:00 - 03:02And you think it will impress me but it won't
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, you will get your free hat too
03:14 - 03:16Sometimes I wonder why I even farm
03:19 - 03:23buy everything at retail...
03:25 - 03:26sell wholesale
03:31 - 03:33pay freight... both ways
03:40 - 03:46but we are doing our patriotic duty in growing as big a crop as we can
03:46 - 03:49in order to feed the world
03:53 - 03:56Get me two hats...