00:00 - 00:03Sir, it looks like this storm wil be a direct hit.
00:04 - 00:05It's approaching us,
00:05 - 00:07from the South West
00:08 - 00:12It will bring heavy rain,
00:12 - 00:15powerful wind and icing.
00:17 - 00:19Will it snow at the summits?
00:19 - 00:21We could use the snow.
00:24 - 00:26Sir..
00:27 - 00:28The rain..
00:31 - 00:33The rain will fall at elevation.
00:34 - 00:36Ice will close the chairlifts.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody leave the room besides MtnOps, Patrol, and Snowmaking.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!
01:15 - 01:17IT CAN'T FUCKING RAIN IT'S JANUARY!
01:18 - 01:23WE NEED FUCKING SNOW! MLK WEEKEND IS IN 7 DAYS!
01:25 - 01:28This is unbelievable.
01:29 - 01:31This happens every year!
01:31 - 01:34As soon as the snow gets good. This!
01:34 - 01:37Every fucking year!
01:37 - 01:40Why did I fucking stay here!
01:40 - 01:42Because Jackson Hole is full of Californians.
01:42 - 01:46At least they have snow! That's the whole point!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, The snowmakers will resurface quickly.
01:48 - 01:52You know damn well they are incapable of that!
01:53 - 01:54THE NEW GUNS SUCK!
01:56 - 01:57They told us they would be better.
01:57 - 02:00They are not better at all!
02:00 - 02:03The new guns are garbage!
02:04 - 02:08It will take months for them to resurface.
02:08 - 02:13They are finished making snow at the end of this month!
02:14 - 02:16We don't have the budget!
02:17 - 02:21It took them since November 1st to get 100% open.
02:27 - 02:29They never even ran Castlerock.
02:30 - 02:34They tell us we can hike. Earn our turns!
02:34 - 02:36Thats not why we buy a ski pass.
02:41 - 02:42This is unacceptable.
02:43 - 02:47We really needed this to be a fucking Nor'Easter.
02:48 - 02:53But no! Just another rain freeze event!
02:54 - 02:56Only ski racers want icey slopes.
02:56 - 02:59They are god damn morons.
03:00 - 03:02Who the fuck wears spandex in the wintertime?
03:04 - 03:07It's okay you look great in spandex..
03:14 - 03:16We might as well accept it.
03:19 - 03:23I'll go down to Mehuron's and get a bottle of bourbon.
03:25 - 03:26I love bourbon.
03:31 - 03:33They had a sale on Woodford Reserve.
03:40 - 03:46Surely by now they have recovered from the fire.
03:46 - 03:49They must have reopened.
03:53 - 03:56I need a drink.