| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it looks like this storm wil be a direct hit. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's approaching us, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from the South West |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will bring heavy rain, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | powerful wind and icing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will it snow at the summits? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We could use the snow. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The rain.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The rain will fall at elevation. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ice will close the chairlifts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave the room besides MtnOps, Patrol, and Snowmaking. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT CAN'T FUCKING RAIN IT'S JANUARY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE NEED FUCKING SNOW! MLK WEEKEND IS IN 7 DAYS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is unbelievable. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This happens every year! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | As soon as the snow gets good. This! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every fucking year! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why did I fucking stay here! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Because Jackson Hole is full of Californians. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | At least they have snow! That's the whole point! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, The snowmakers will resurface quickly. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know damn well they are incapable of that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE NEW GUNS SUCK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They told us they would be better. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They are not better at all! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The new guns are garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It will take months for them to resurface. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are finished making snow at the end of this month! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We don't have the budget! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It took them since November 1st to get 100% open. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They never even ran Castlerock. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They tell us we can hike. Earn our turns! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Thats not why we buy a ski pass. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is unacceptable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We really needed this to be a fucking Nor'Easter. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But no! Just another rain freeze event! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Only ski racers want icey slopes. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are god damn morons. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck wears spandex in the wintertime? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay you look great in spandex.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We might as well accept it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll go down to Mehuron's and get a bottle of bourbon. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I love bourbon. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They had a sale on Woodford Reserve. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Surely by now they have recovered from the fire. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They must have reopened. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a drink. |
