| 00:00 - 00:03 | SOMEONE IS DUPING BEASTMEN MEDALS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | THEY ARE BAZAARING THEM HERE |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AND HERE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY ARE DOING IT |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | BUT THEY ARE MAKING A LOT OF GIL |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | THORNY: FUCK THEM |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'M NOT GETTING A REAL JOB |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | BUT THORNY THE |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | EXPLOIT IS LEAKED |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | THEY'RE SELLING GIL TO THE CHINESE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | IN THE BILLIONS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I WILL FUCKING DESTROY THESE AMATEURS |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DON'T YOU KNOW ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO SELL GIL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AROUND HERE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WILL REPORT THIS TO THE STF |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WILL CALL A GM ON MYSELF |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WILL DUPE ALL OF THE MEDALS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I AM GOING TO MAKE A MULE ON ASURA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND DUPE MEDALS TO SELL THEM UNDER PRICED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | THORNY, IT IS TOO LATE, THEY HAVE THOUSANDS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THORNY, CALM DOWN |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DON'T YOU DARE HALT MY PLANS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WILL REPORT MYSELF |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WILL YELL IN JEUNO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I WILL GET ATTENTION |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND SAVE MY CAREER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'M NOT GETTING A JOB |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WANT TO SIT IN MY BOXERS EATING RAMEN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'LL GET BANNED WITH 1 BILLION GIL IF I HAVE TO |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | SOMEONE INFORM THE JAPANESE |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | GMS ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEM |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WE WILL END THIS EXPLOITATION |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WHY IS NOONE LISTENING TO ME? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I AM YELLING IN JEUNO ALL DAY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THE GM DIDN'T DO ANYTHING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'M NOT BANNED YET |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | PEOPLE ARE STILL DUPING MEDALS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND SELLING THEM FOR NOTHING |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | OH SHIT, AURIX IS GONE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | GIL IS $0.2 A MILLION |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | MY LIFE IS OVER |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | IT WAS A GOOD RUN |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | GET OUT OF THE ROOM |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ELIDYR, YOU TRUST PEOPLE TOO EASILY |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | YOU HAVE NOW LEARNED THAT PEOPLE ARE CUNTS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | IT WAS AN ACCIDENT |
