Commish Rage

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Fantasy football commissioner crashes out over a waiver wire. There was certainly no way to prevent this.

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00:00 - 00:03There's been activity on the Waiver Wire
00:04 - 00:05A claim was submitted.
00:05 - 00:07Derrick trying to collect more Packers.
00:08 - 00:12Sir... You didnt set up Sleeper properly
00:12 - 00:15The claim went straight through.
00:17 - 00:19What do you mean
00:19 - 00:21he put in a waiver, Its still May.
00:24 - 00:26Commish
00:27 - 00:28he...
00:31 - 00:33He said he thought it was locked.
00:34 - 00:36He didn't think it would go through.
00:53 - 00:58Anybody whos not a retard is free to leave
01:13 - 01:15IT IS JUNE 1ST.
01:15 - 01:17EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.
01:18 - 01:23I LITERALLY POSTED IT IN THE CHAT.
01:25 - 01:28HE REPLIED TO THE POST. HE ACKNOWLEDGED IT.
01:29 - 01:31AND HE STILL PRESSED THE BUTTON.
01:31 - 01:34THE BUTTON THAT TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHEN IT EXECUTES.
01:34 - 01:37I HAVE RUN THIS LEAGUE FOR 14 YEARS.
01:37 - 01:40THIS DOSENT EVEN CRACK THE TOP 10.
01:40 - 01:42Just give Derrick his dollar back.
01:42 - 01:46THAT DOLLAR IS GONE INTO THE ABYSS
01:46 - 01:48It's your fault the setting wasn't on.
01:48 - 01:52They want me to use the setting.
01:53 - 01:54THE SETTING.
01:56 - 01:57You are all college-educated adult
01:57 - 02:00engineers making over $100K a year
02:00 - 02:03If you cannot restrain yourself from pressing a button
02:04 - 02:08for FIVE MONTHS on an app you check
02:08 - 02:13for maybe three weeks during those five months...
02:14 - 02:16Then you DESERVE to lose every dollar you spend.
02:17 - 02:21Every single one.
02:27 - 02:29Snarf wants a vote of no confidence
02:30 - 02:34A VOTE. OF NO CONFIDENCE. In MY league.
02:34 - 02:36I have settled trades.
02:41 - 02:42I have removed players from rosters.
02:43 - 02:47have dealt with Niko for over a decade.
02:48 - 02:53And Derrick says "you think I read?"
02:54 - 02:56YOU THINK I READ?!
02:56 - 02:59It was LITERALLY on the button, Derrick.
03:00 - 03:02That retard Kurt cant even set a lineup
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry we will replace him with AI
03:14 - 03:16I thought when Niko left
03:19 - 03:23I wouldn't have to deal with this shit anymore.
03:25 - 03:26I will never lock waivers.
03:31 - 03:33I will never use the setting.
03:40 - 03:46It's like trapping a chicken in a box with a stick and a string.
03:46 - 03:49This is my entertainment.
03:53 - 03:56Call it spite if you want.