00:00 - 00:05So listen, this Amazon Synod
00:05 - 00:07It was supposed to go off all according to plan
00:07 - 00:10But look, they forgot to lock the Church
00:11 - 00:16Those pregnant Pachamamas were just sitting there
00:17 - 00:21They took them and threw them into the Tiber!
00:21 - 00:24The Tiber!!
00:29 - 00:31They crossed the Tiber!
00:31 - 00:34Even the angels were watching them fly through the air!
00:38 - 00:40Hah!
00:41 - 00:47Those weird pregnant wooden idols went flying right into the river
00:47 - 00:50and you should have seen the reaction!
00:50 - 00:56Bergoglio was pissed off!
00:58 - 00:59Paolo Ruffini even said that this
00:59 - 01:01"goes against the spirit of dialogue"!
01:04 - 01:06They said it was a theft!
01:06 - 01:08Like you could steal an idol from a Church!
01:13 - 01:14And you know they tried not to say
01:14 - 01:16that it was Pachamama in the first place
01:16 - 01:20And then Bergoglio just blurts it out!
01:21 - 01:27They just said it! It was 'mother earth'!
01:35 - 01:36And then they claim they had them
01:36 - 01:39That they fished them out of the Tiber
01:41 - 01:44You know they didn't do that!
01:44 - 01:47They had a bunch of them in storage
01:47 - 01:49Whole rows of Pachamamas!
01:50 - 01:53Pachamamas in the Vatican Archive!
01:54 - 01:56Can you imagine!
01:56 - 01:58Rows and rows of Pachamamas!
01:58 - 02:02And then Bergoglio said it wasn't idolatrous!
02:05 - 02:07'No idolatrous intentions'!
02:10 - 02:11Naked idol in a church!
02:11 - 02:13'not idolatrous'!
02:15 - 02:17And these idols were just sitting there
02:17 - 02:20under a woman breast-feeding a rat!
02:21 - 02:28These idiots tried to convince everyone it was Our Lady!
02:29 - 02:30It was "Our Lady of the Amazon"?
02:30 - 02:32That's what they said!
02:36 - 02:39And Bergoglio just blurted out "Pachamama"!
02:40 - 02:42What a joke!
02:50 - 02:55After all that in the garden and the stupid tree.
02:56 - 02:58Do you think they were upset?
02:58 - 03:04Of course, they hate traditionalists, they call them rigids
03:04 - 03:09but those are the true Catholics!
03:09 - 03:11Aie, you should have seen the video
03:16 - 03:20Splash, splash into the river!
03:23 - 03:26Flying idols into the Tiber!
03:31 - 03:36After this synod I really needed that laugh.