| 00:00 - 00:05 | So listen, this Amazon Synod |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was supposed to go off all according to plan |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But look, they forgot to lock the Church |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Those pregnant Pachamamas were just sitting there |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They took them and threw them into the Tiber! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The Tiber!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They crossed the Tiber! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Even the angels were watching them fly through the air! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Hah! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Those weird pregnant wooden idols went flying right into the river |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and you should have seen the reaction! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Bergoglio was pissed off! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Paolo Ruffini even said that this |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "goes against the spirit of dialogue"! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They said it was a theft! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Like you could steal an idol from a Church! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And you know they tried not to say |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | that it was Pachamama in the first place |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And then Bergoglio just blurts it out! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They just said it! It was 'mother earth'! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then they claim they had them |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | That they fished them out of the Tiber |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | You know they didn't do that! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They had a bunch of them in storage |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Whole rows of Pachamamas! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Pachamamas in the Vatican Archive! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Can you imagine! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Rows and rows of Pachamamas! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And then Bergoglio said it wasn't idolatrous! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 'No idolatrous intentions'! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Naked idol in a church! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 'not idolatrous'! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And these idols were just sitting there |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | under a woman breast-feeding a rat! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | These idiots tried to convince everyone it was Our Lady! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | It was "Our Lady of the Amazon"? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | That's what they said! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And Bergoglio just blurted out "Pachamama"! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | What a joke! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | After all that in the garden and the stupid tree. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think they were upset? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Of course, they hate traditionalists, they call them rigids |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but those are the true Catholics! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Aie, you should have seen the video |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Splash, splash into the river! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Flying idols into the Tiber! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | After this synod I really needed that laugh. |
