| 00:00 - 00:03 | Rangers have drawn barcelona |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we are looking at Hotels here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and possible here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | i have looked at trivago for cheap deals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Ryanair are doing buy one get one free |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No B and B is good enough |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they might do a runner |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gerard will go crazy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and Morales |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Visa, Mastercard ? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hell, they wrecked Manchester |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | thats why they changed their name |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | kept their history, got rid of all the destruction |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | now they are coming here |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | blow your nose |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | UEFA better help us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that Morales is worth the watching |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he should have been a boxer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss,thats a bit rough |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rough, ROUGH have you seen him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | no, but i seen John Greig |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Greig, was a pussy....,ah fuck it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU DONT KNOW SHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE REFEREES ALL GO BLIND |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | linesmen turn their backs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and if its on VAR |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the tape will get screwed up in the recorder |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he will have a heart attack |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | why wasnt i told this before BET FRED OPENED |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i have Barca down to win 3 0 first score Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | now i dont know whether to cash out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or just let it run |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | thats the mess im in |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | why me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | why am i surrounded by idiots |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i swear you do it to annoy me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | well i will have the last laugh |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i have a plan for you all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you have all been selected for the return leg |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i had 2 0 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | in Glasgow |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i am sure the govan boys |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | will welcome you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with their Bass drums |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Flutes and flags |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so get it up you all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | have a good trip |
