00:00 - 00:03Sir, The situation in India is very confusing.
00:04 - 00:05AI Orissa still holds Bengal.
00:05 - 00:07Nepal has not expanded in 3 sessions.
00:08 - 00:12Ayuthayyas army is made up of retarded children.
00:12 - 00:15And Hokan is a pretty bad player.
00:17 - 00:19Mewar is well prepared
00:19 - 00:21England and Brazil will help.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Great Britain...
00:31 - 00:33GB has been invaded by Burgundy.
00:34 - 00:36They have taken London.
00:53 - 00:58If you are part of the clown crew, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
01:15 - 01:17I SUCK UP TO THE GREATEST POWERS
01:18 - 01:23AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!?
01:25 - 01:28FIRST TIMMIES BETRAY ME
01:29 - 01:31AND NOW GB LOSES NAVAL SUPERIORITY
01:31 - 01:34THEY SAID RUSTIN WAS PRO!?
01:34 - 01:37THAT HE HAD ALLREADY WON THE SEASON
01:37 - 01:40I SHOULD HAVE ALLIED MALAYA INSTEAD!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, maybe you should have done better diplo?
01:42 - 01:46BUT I TOLD EVERYONE I WOULD KILL THEM
01:46 - 01:48Sir, maybe you could negotiate peace
01:48 - 01:52NO, THERE CAN BE NO PEACE
01:53 - 01:54I WAS THE STRONGEST NATION
01:56 - 01:57AND NOW HOKAN
01:57 - 02:00WITH HIS BAND OF CASUALS
02:00 - 02:03FIGHTS BACK!?
02:04 - 02:08DONT THEY UNDERSTAND
02:08 - 02:13THAT I HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL!?
02:14 - 02:16THIS IS EU4 MP
02:17 - 02:21THE STRONG KILL THE WEAK!!
02:27 - 02:29Soon Nepal has more dev than me...
02:30 - 02:34Sipunak, a memer
02:34 - 02:36outlives me!?
02:41 - 02:42and Ayutthayya
02:43 - 02:47the shittiest nation in asia
02:48 - 02:53SIDES WITH THE TIMURIDS!?
02:54 - 02:56I had such great plans...
02:56 - 02:59To kill them all one by one..
03:00 - 03:02AND NOW THEY UNITE!?
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry, he still own Sri Lanka
03:14 - 03:16This was my season...
03:19 - 03:23DHD built my nation great...
03:25 - 03:26If only GB had helped...
03:31 - 03:33If Brazil had sent troops...
03:40 - 03:46But they only sent subs...
03:46 - 03:49If only Froxin had played Timurids...
03:53 - 03:56We could have blobbed them all.