| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, The situation in India is very confusing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | AI Orissa still holds Bengal. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Nepal has not expanded in 3 sessions. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ayuthayyas army is made up of retarded children. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Hokan is a pretty bad player. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mewar is well prepared |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | England and Brazil will help. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Great Britain... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | GB has been invaded by Burgundy. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have taken London. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are part of the clown crew, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SUCK UP TO THE GREATEST POWERS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FIRST TIMMIES BETRAY ME |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND NOW GB LOSES NAVAL SUPERIORITY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY SAID RUSTIN WAS PRO!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT HE HAD ALLREADY WON THE SEASON |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I SHOULD HAVE ALLIED MALAYA INSTEAD!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, maybe you should have done better diplo? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT I TOLD EVERYONE I WOULD KILL THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe you could negotiate peace |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NO, THERE CAN BE NO PEACE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WAS THE STRONGEST NATION |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND NOW HOKAN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WITH HIS BAND OF CASUALS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | FIGHTS BACK!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DONT THEY UNDERSTAND |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAT I HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THIS IS EU4 MP |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE STRONG KILL THE WEAK!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Soon Nepal has more dev than me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sipunak, a memer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | outlives me!? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and Ayutthayya |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the shittiest nation in asia |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | SIDES WITH THE TIMURIDS!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had such great plans... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To kill them all one by one.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND NOW THEY UNITE!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, he still own Sri Lanka |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This was my season... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | DHD built my nation great... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If only GB had helped... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If Brazil had sent troops... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But they only sent subs... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If only Froxin had played Timurids... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We could have blobbed them all. |
