| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we've the plans in place for Club Day |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll meet at Phuc Tan pitches |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Which is just off Yen Phu! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Eoghan has organised the free flow beer to begin at 2pm |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And start the parade and anthem then |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I suppose the Friends of Ireland will help with water |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and take a few Junior B pictures for us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Luke |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Seán.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Séan ruined the club's ties with the Friends of Ireland |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He stayed out late and never turned up to the last event!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has missed a training session or FOI event in the last year, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was he thinking?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are a great asset to the club! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He had one job to do and he fucked it up!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I've only gone and made him captain of the men's team |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He has made an absolute fool of me and the club! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All I've done to make this club great |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and ye all take it for granted! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I didn't even win Club Person of the Year this year!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Luke, Ross really did work hard last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care!! It is my club!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Luke, I can get Ross to hand the garden gnome over to you.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't have a feckin garden to put it in, you idiot!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ye are useless!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I tried to introduce a simple kicking drill at training |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and ye were like headless chickens running around the place |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was as simple as a salad!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This week ye couldn't even get into 3 groups according to your colour top!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ye make my job as head coach so difficult!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This wouldn't happen in Saigon!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ye would drive anyone to drink!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least beer is cheap in this country, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fecking love a Truc Bach Bia |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Gets me going |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I asked Barry to take the stretches last week |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And he couldn't even do that right!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's here 2 feckin years now!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Michael Browne made more of an impact in Phu Quoc over 9 days!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And as for ye small ball people, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There's no way I'm giving ye Joe Trolan's helmet now!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he won't make us transfer to Saigon! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's an offer on tattoos in Sidewalk the 28th |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I suppose I could get one |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There's plenty money in the club |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I deserve a VC tattoo |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | more than those eejits that got one |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've nice ankles too!! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Right, we'll go ahead with Club Day on 28th September! |
