00:00 - 00:03Good Evening Sir Mark

00:04 - 00:05The FPL season is coming close

00:05 - 00:07Your first gameweek should be a success

00:08 - 00:12We are expecting at least 80 points

00:12 - 00:15All the scout members are excited for another good FPL year

00:17 - 00:19Yes I know this already

00:19 - 00:21The community is always straight to the point

00:24 - 00:26Sir

00:27 - 00:28Munday

00:31 - 00:33Munday has organized a Scout Meetup this summer

00:34 - 00:36Az and Andy have already RSVP'd

00:53 - 00:58Everyone who told me it was a terrible idea to put Munday in charge please leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15That little squirrel-faced cunt!

01:15 - 01:17His stupid face annoys me

01:18 - 01:23Everywhere I look on my website I see his ugly ginger head

01:25 - 01:28What a douchebag

01:29 - 01:31If he died I would be happy

01:31 - 01:34It's not like I can just remove him now

01:34 - 01:37He's got his greedy Jew hands in my community

01:37 - 01:40If I asked him to leave he'd probably cry

01:40 - 01:42But sir I'm sure he can change

01:42 - 01:46He turned the scoutcast into a fucking quiz

01:46 - 01:48Sir we warned him and he hasn't done it since

01:48 - 01:52But he would do it again if he had the chance

01:53 - 01:54He doesn't get this community!

01:56 - 01:57He acts like this community is full of kids

01:57 - 02:00He once called me the FFScout babysitter

02:00 - 02:03Who the fuck wants to meet with that inbred bastard for pints

02:04 - 02:08I thought Jonty couldn't be more of a fuckup

02:08 - 02:13Oh what a fool I was to say such a thing, Munday has fucked up everything he's touched

02:14 - 02:16He won't stop until this community is dead

02:17 - 02:21And don't get me started on his stupid tweets, tagging me in these stupid giveaways

02:27 - 02:29After all these years of hard work

02:30 - 02:34To build a community to take pride in

02:34 - 02:36A community for the normal FPL player

02:41 - 02:42Without any of them TotalFPL antics

02:43 - 02:47To all go down the drain because this inbred wanted to make a few friends

02:48 - 02:53I'm surprised he even has a fucking wife

02:54 - 02:56How the fuck can that bitch handle him

02:56 - 02:59She's just about as inbred looking as he is

03:00 - 03:02She is a stupid looking woman with low standards

03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, he doesn't mean it

03:14 - 03:16Life would be easier if I stayed in charge

03:19 - 03:23I thought I was being smart putting him in charge

03:25 - 03:26But now I owe the banks money

03:31 - 03:33I had to remortgage my house and pimp out that scoutcast girl

03:40 - 03:46Things are about to get much worse, I've been trying to stay positive

03:46 - 03:49But Munday just won't fuck off

03:53 - 03:56I think I'm going to have to shave his head