| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good Evening Sir Mark |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The FPL season is coming close |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your first gameweek should be a success |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are expecting at least 80 points |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All the scout members are excited for another good FPL year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes I know this already |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The community is always straight to the point |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Munday |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Munday has organized a Scout Meetup this summer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Az and Andy have already RSVP'd |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me it was a terrible idea to put Munday in charge please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That little squirrel-faced cunt! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | His stupid face annoys me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everywhere I look on my website I see his ugly ginger head |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What a douchebag |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If he died I would be happy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's not like I can just remove him now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He's got his greedy Jew hands in my community |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I asked him to leave he'd probably cry |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir I'm sure he can change |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He turned the scoutcast into a fucking quiz |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we warned him and he hasn't done it since |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But he would do it again if he had the chance |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He doesn't get this community! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He acts like this community is full of kids |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He once called me the FFScout babysitter |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who the fuck wants to meet with that inbred bastard for pints |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought Jonty couldn't be more of a fuckup |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Oh what a fool I was to say such a thing, Munday has fucked up everything he's touched |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He won't stop until this community is dead |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't get me started on his stupid tweets, tagging me in these stupid giveaways |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | After all these years of hard work |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To build a community to take pride in |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A community for the normal FPL player |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Without any of them TotalFPL antics |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To all go down the drain because this inbred wanted to make a few friends |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm surprised he even has a fucking wife |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How the fuck can that bitch handle him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She's just about as inbred looking as he is |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She is a stupid looking woman with low standards |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he doesn't mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Life would be easier if I stayed in charge |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought I was being smart putting him in charge |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But now I owe the banks money |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I had to remortgage my house and pimp out that scoutcast girl |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Things are about to get much worse, I've been trying to stay positive |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Munday just won't fuck off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I'm going to have to shave his head |
