| 00:01 - 00:07 | Our dearly beloved Leader President of the Klonee has finally pulled the plug on Sidekick Number One. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | In a surprise move earlier today from Gumbad to Klub! |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Dearly Beloved left Sidekick No. 1 dangling |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Like a blue assed fly! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | HaHa he said, I have signed nothing! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Embarrasment is your epitaph said King Crimson, rock and a hard place!! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | The other chamchas looked and whimpered, will it be me next? |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Everybody wanted to be Vice-President |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | But seeing what happened to Sidekick No. 1 |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Made them wonder, will it be safe, or should they Orifice? |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Go, run away little boys said Great Leader |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | I will now find some little girls HAHA HAHA |
