00:00 - 00:03Draft order is set for this year's season, Commish
00:04 - 00:05Draft will be at the Didy this year
00:05 - 00:07Not Berlin like we all hoped
00:08 - 00:12You are picking 3rd this year, a solid launch position,
00:12 - 00:15Chances are, you will be getting Eazy E, Barkley or Kamara
00:17 - 00:19Child please!!!!
00:19 - 00:21I am the league champ, I don't need draft assistance
00:24 - 00:26My Commissioner!
00:27 - 00:28Wally
00:31 - 00:33Wally upset you in the semi's, and went on to win the title
00:34 - 00:36You finished 3rd again.
00:53 - 00:58But I had the perfect team, Saquon, McCaffrey, Davante - All first rounders
01:13 - 01:15Please God... Not again
01:15 - 01:17Don't fucking tell me i'm not League Champion
01:18 - 01:23I scored 1750 regular season points, finished 12-2
01:25 - 01:28Miles ahead of the shit sippers of this league
01:29 - 01:31This must be a bad dream
01:31 - 01:34I even had the Chicago D
01:34 - 01:37They were a massive sleeper, no one had them
01:37 - 01:40All the fucking research I put into this
01:40 - 01:42Commish, that's a little unfair, everyone else puts in the hours
01:42 - 01:46We all know that's rubbish, Mossy doesn't even chime in on WhatsApp
01:46 - 01:48I know first hand that Kieth still does 2-3 hours a day
01:48 - 01:52Well that's true, but he is not a real threat
01:53 - 01:54Its fucking Horan...
01:56 - 01:57Him and McGirr sap all my energy
01:57 - 02:00Distracting me with these stupid "Name Game" Bowls
02:00 - 02:03Darryl Dick Aids, they call me. Thinking it hurts me!!!!
02:04 - 02:08They seems to relish in the fact I call them Bukake Guzzlers
02:08 - 02:13What sort of sick bastard enjoys their Euro Rent Boy status? Real sick individuals
02:14 - 02:16Well no more distractions, no more games
02:17 - 02:21I'm sick of playing in a league where the likes of Lukas can call himself a League Champion
02:27 - 02:29What other retards do I need to mention
02:30 - 02:34Daz, is he still alive? Is he breathing?
02:34 - 02:36At least he will take a title to the grave
02:41 - 02:42Yes, harsh I know.
02:43 - 02:47But what more do I need to do? At this point i'm out of ideas
02:48 - 02:53Should I adopt the Mossy draft policy, worked for that skid mark
02:54 - 02:56Well something needs to change.
02:56 - 02:59Its a fucking coin toss every year
03:00 - 03:02The Kamar's will probably win this year
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry, those two will never be in contention
03:14 - 03:16The league is falling apart
03:19 - 03:23I think i'm losing my grip, next they will be wanting reform of some sort
03:25 - 03:26PPR?
03:31 - 03:33Not on my watch
03:40 - 03:46Not until I get my hands on that stupid trophy, not till I can order my championship ring
03:46 - 03:49But much nicer than that idiot Timmy's
03:53 - 03:56At least Whippy has fucked off!