| 00:00 - 00:03 | Draft order is set for this year's season, Commish |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Draft will be at the Didy this year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not Berlin like we all hoped |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You are picking 3rd this year, a solid launch position, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Chances are, you will be getting Eazy E, Barkley or Kamara |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Child please!!!! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am the league champ, I don't need draft assistance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Commissioner! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wally |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wally upset you in the semi's, and went on to win the title |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You finished 3rd again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | But I had the perfect team, Saquon, McCaffrey, Davante - All first rounders |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Please God... Not again |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't fucking tell me i'm not League Champion |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I scored 1750 regular season points, finished 12-2 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Miles ahead of the shit sippers of this league |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This must be a bad dream |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even had the Chicago D |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They were a massive sleeper, no one had them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All the fucking research I put into this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commish, that's a little unfair, everyone else puts in the hours |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We all know that's rubbish, Mossy doesn't even chime in on WhatsApp |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I know first hand that Kieth still does 2-3 hours a day |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well that's true, but he is not a real threat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its fucking Horan... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Him and McGirr sap all my energy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Distracting me with these stupid "Name Game" Bowls |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Darryl Dick Aids, they call me. Thinking it hurts me!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They seems to relish in the fact I call them Bukake Guzzlers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What sort of sick bastard enjoys their Euro Rent Boy status? Real sick individuals |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Well no more distractions, no more games |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick of playing in a league where the likes of Lukas can call himself a League Champion |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What other retards do I need to mention |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Daz, is he still alive? Is he breathing? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At least he will take a title to the grave |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Yes, harsh I know. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But what more do I need to do? At this point i'm out of ideas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Should I adopt the Mossy draft policy, worked for that skid mark |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well something needs to change. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its a fucking coin toss every year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Kamar's will probably win this year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, those two will never be in contention |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The league is falling apart |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think i'm losing my grip, next they will be wanting reform of some sort |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | PPR? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not on my watch |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Not until I get my hands on that stupid trophy, not till I can order my championship ring |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But much nicer than that idiot Timmy's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least Whippy has fucked off! |
