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Bike trip 2019
Owner of the Spanish Hotel has a last minute change of booking

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00:00 - 00:05There I was in my hotel and say Rosita come quickly
00:05 - 00:07look at the UK bikers room booking
00:07 - 00:10only half of them are coming
00:11 - 00:16they usually buy a lot of beer and they like their food
00:17 - 00:21Their ferry caught fire and the fat one had a heart attack
00:21 - 00:24so can't come
00:29 - 00:31it's true
00:31 - 00:34I nearly pissed myself laughing
00:38 - 00:40it now turns out
00:41 - 00:47some of them have a brilliant plan to stuff all their bikes and shit in a van
00:47 - 00:50and one of them
00:50 - 00:56will drive it to Spain
00:58 - 00:59all the way
00:59 - 01:01on his own
01:04 - 01:06It's fucking ridiculous
01:06 - 01:08you couldn't make it up
01:13 - 01:14I've never
01:14 - 01:16never seen such a fucking circus
01:16 - 01:20in all my days
01:21 - 01:27The ones on the ferry took the compensation
01:35 - 01:36and went off to
01:36 - 01:39the other side of the continent
01:41 - 01:44But to be serious, they were at least thinking
01:44 - 01:47and using their heads
01:47 - 01:49they took an undertaker
01:50 - 01:53to ride at the back
01:54 - 01:56and he can
01:56 - 01:58measure them up for coffins
01:58 - 02:02when they die fucking laughing and fall off
02:05 - 02:07It's priceless
02:10 - 02:11And to save money
02:11 - 02:13they will
02:15 - 02:17park their bikes in the street
02:17 - 02:20they'll be fucking lucky if they're there in the morning
02:21 - 02:28They normally turn up with bald tyres and almost no petrol
02:29 - 02:30And they're British
02:30 - 02:32Yes British idiots
02:36 - 02:39I'm just so glad
02:40 - 02:42they don't have the deaf one with them
02:50 - 02:55He pissed in the lift of my brother's hotel
02:56 - 02:58Will they book for next year
02:58 - 03:04Hope not, my doctor says my heart and sides can't take it any more
03:04 - 03:09maybe they will have a change of plan
03:09 - 03:11and then they
03:16 - 03:20and come by coach
03:23 - 03:26and leave the builders van at home
03:31 - 03:36the bunch of fucking genius's