Bike trip 2019
147 views • 6/12/2019
Owner of the Spanish Hotel has a last minute change of booking
00:00 - 00:05 | There I was in my hotel and say Rosita come quickly |
00:05 - 00:07 | look at the UK bikers room booking |
00:07 - 00:10 | only half of them are coming |
00:11 - 00:16 | they usually buy a lot of beer and they like their food |
00:17 - 00:21 | Their ferry caught fire and the fat one had a heart attack |
00:21 - 00:24 | so can't come |
00:29 - 00:31 | it's true |
00:31 - 00:34 | I nearly pissed myself laughing |
00:38 - 00:40 | it now turns out |
00:41 - 00:47 | some of them have a brilliant plan to stuff all their bikes and shit in a van |
00:47 - 00:50 | and one of them |
00:50 - 00:56 | will drive it to Spain |
00:58 - 00:59 | all the way |
00:59 - 01:01 | on his own |
01:04 - 01:06 | It's fucking ridiculous |
01:06 - 01:08 | you couldn't make it up |
01:13 - 01:14 | I've never |
01:14 - 01:16 | never seen such a fucking circus |
01:16 - 01:20 | in all my days |
01:21 - 01:27 | The ones on the ferry took the compensation |
01:35 - 01:36 | and went off to |
01:36 - 01:39 | the other side of the continent |
01:41 - 01:44 | But to be serious, they were at least thinking |
01:44 - 01:47 | and using their heads |
01:47 - 01:49 | they took an undertaker |
01:50 - 01:53 | to ride at the back |
01:54 - 01:56 | and he can |
01:56 - 01:58 | measure them up for coffins |
01:58 - 02:02 | when they die fucking laughing and fall off |
02:05 - 02:07 | It's priceless |
02:10 - 02:11 | And to save money |
02:11 - 02:13 | they will |
02:15 - 02:17 | park their bikes in the street |
02:17 - 02:20 | they'll be fucking lucky if they're there in the morning |
02:21 - 02:28 | They normally turn up with bald tyres and almost no petrol |
02:29 - 02:30 | And they're British |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes British idiots |
02:36 - 02:39 | I'm just so glad |
02:40 - 02:42 | they don't have the deaf one with them |
02:50 - 02:55 | He pissed in the lift of my brother's hotel |
02:56 - 02:58 | Will they book for next year |
02:58 - 03:04 | Hope not, my doctor says my heart and sides can't take it any more |
03:04 - 03:09 | maybe they will have a change of plan |
03:09 - 03:11 | and then they |
03:16 - 03:20 | and come by coach |
03:23 - 03:26 | and leave the builders van at home |
03:31 - 03:36 | the bunch of fucking genius's |
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